Thunder Cunt
@mippy.bsky.social
Just your everyday person's emotionally traumatic experience.
Balloon Museum Austin
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Balloon Museum Austin
My face when someone tells me harsh but true
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My face when someone tells me harsh but true
This is Cake. He likes feet.
October 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is Cake. He likes feet.
Me after taking off my pants after a long day
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Me after taking off my pants after a long day
Training a new employee who's in her early 20s and she said "I like this art piece! It looks like abstract Legos!"
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Training a new employee who's in her early 20s and she said "I like this art piece! It looks like abstract Legos!"
Sick parking job bro
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sick parking job bro
@rilokileyofficial.bsky.social I'm going to all of your shows in Tx😍 it was great seeing you in Dallas!! Just the right amount of cowbell
October 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@rilokileyofficial.bsky.social I'm going to all of your shows in Tx😍 it was great seeing you in Dallas!! Just the right amount of cowbell
Are we in a recession?
October 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Are we in a recession?
saw Lucy Dacus in her hometown of Richmond VA last night.
September 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
saw Lucy Dacus in her hometown of Richmond VA last night.
How did you arrive at this conclusion, Michael?
September 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How did you arrive at this conclusion, Michael?
Awake, but at what cost?
September 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Awake, but at what cost?
Everything the light touches is his kingdom.
September 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Everything the light touches is his kingdom.
In a world with expensive insurance that covers nothing and where anyone with a social media presence can give medical advice, I will be getting my care from my local sandwich shop
September 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
In a world with expensive insurance that covers nothing and where anyone with a social media presence can give medical advice, I will be getting my care from my local sandwich shop
It is a mystery that is lost to time. We will never ever know what these women were doing in bed together or what the nature of their relationship was.
September 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It is a mystery that is lost to time. We will never ever know what these women were doing in bed together or what the nature of their relationship was.
Me when someone offers scathing but still true criticism.
September 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Me when someone offers scathing but still true criticism.
I don't usually buy nuts in the shell but I might be making an exception.
September 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I don't usually buy nuts in the shell but I might be making an exception.
The sandwich thrower walks free! The charges for the crime of assault with a breadly weapon were dropped!
August 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The sandwich thrower walks free! The charges for the crime of assault with a breadly weapon were dropped!
Me after being told that the statistics and evidence does not support my conclusion.
August 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Me after being told that the statistics and evidence does not support my conclusion.
I was asked to guard this hotdog stand while the guy went to get a beer. "Hey can you make sure the racoons don't eat the hotdogs?"
"Uh...yeah man."
"Uh...yeah man."
August 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I was asked to guard this hotdog stand while the guy went to get a beer. "Hey can you make sure the racoons don't eat the hotdogs?"
"Uh...yeah man."
"Uh...yeah man."
Me, ready to face the day.
August 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Me, ready to face the day.