"Gamers don't like being treated like children and want more complexity and realism" is such a fucking trap.

Dear (that kind of) "Gamer". You WILL be tutorialized on the basic, bog standard controls, you will complain, because you always do, and then you will enjoy the game.

I have some variation of this conversation every other week.

Suit: Why aren't you excited about the "ai" revolution?
Me: Because I was in the industry for the VR revolution.

These people are just so devoid of critical thinking and pattern recognition it's a wonder they can dress themselves.

But how do we build wheelchair ramps that keep out those undeserving *checks notes* mothers with baby strollers.

Seriously it's as simple as step 1 make it accessible step 2 leave people alone.

Oh nice! And yeah this is basically Bell Master summarized in one image 👍

I remember considering putting Bell Master up on Steam at some point. Glad I didn't bother with all that noise.

Trained on thousands of passive aggressive pull requests