✨bootleg aphrodite✨
@minzemage.bsky.social
miniaturist and human mimic | they/them
live from the underside of the sink 🖌
#minipainting | #cleoposting
live from the underside of the sink 🖌
#minipainting | #cleoposting
gulliver successfully re-shot 🎯
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
gulliver successfully re-shot 🎯
forgot how fossils are almost impossible to find in ww sometimes, this is evil
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
forgot how fossils are almost impossible to find in ww sometimes, this is evil
presenting cleo wanting me to open the sliding door so she can smell outside 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
presenting cleo wanting me to open the sliding door so she can smell outside 😂
changed my mind bc a new perfect flower spawned today 💅
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
changed my mind bc a new perfect flower spawned today 💅
assembled the same outfit in new leaf that i cobbled together in wild world and i think it's neat :) almost 20 years later and i'm still having fun 💚
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
assembled the same outfit in new leaf that i cobbled together in wild world and i think it's neat :) almost 20 years later and i'm still having fun 💚
ordering takeout is the wallet-killer... i must be happy with what i can cook in the house...
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
ordering takeout is the wallet-killer... i must be happy with what i can cook in the house...
i got no man's sky 5 days ago so don't ask me that steam, take the hint
September 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i got no man's sky 5 days ago so don't ask me that steam, take the hint
now that the showcase is over; behold the opal mages of the radiant pearl, princess tourmaline on moonstone the unicorn and lady calcite! 🦄🌊 #minipainting #miniatures
September 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
now that the showcase is over; behold the opal mages of the radiant pearl, princess tourmaline on moonstone the unicorn and lady calcite! 🦄🌊 #minipainting #miniatures
painting minis that are dynamic and interesting from all viewpoints: tee hee haha 😃 how fun!
trying to photograph the exact same minis but it's nearly impossible to capture one single "good" angle:
trying to photograph the exact same minis but it's nearly impossible to capture one single "good" angle:
![a blurry image of a white cat that looks like it's yelling with a black overlay caption at the bottom that reads [ SOMETIMES THE PAIN ESCAPES ]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uhcxmlwvjm7sazvefgvqqq2l/bafkreicomjxhn2hlr3r5jjtmit3khc3ej2shnfiyzembaozh5xqzhp6kou@jpeg)
August 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
painting minis that are dynamic and interesting from all viewpoints: tee hee haha 😃 how fun!
trying to photograph the exact same minis but it's nearly impossible to capture one single "good" angle:
trying to photograph the exact same minis but it's nearly impossible to capture one single "good" angle:
ripping a bunch of music off CDs only to find that i forgot to change the bitrate settings on the ripper so the audio quality is dog-ass and i have to start over
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ripping a bunch of music off CDs only to find that i forgot to change the bitrate settings on the ripper so the audio quality is dog-ass and i have to start over
oh carpet, we're really in it now #cleoposting
August 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
oh carpet, we're really in it now #cleoposting
on par with these :)
August 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
on par with these :)
my roommate said that this unicorn has "cunty eyebrows" and i don't disagree
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
my roommate said that this unicorn has "cunty eyebrows" and i don't disagree
i couldn't possibly need my plastic tweezers more than the princess needs her beauty sleep and sulking near mamá after the indignity of being treated for fleas yesterday #cleoposting
July 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i couldn't possibly need my plastic tweezers more than the princess needs her beauty sleep and sulking near mamá after the indignity of being treated for fleas yesterday #cleoposting
made mild progress on the ladies this past week, i had them fully assembled & basecoated only to realize i can't get a brush to their faces with their arms attached so i had to snap them off and start rendering there first. feels like i'm doing things backwards but it has to happen 😔 #minipainting
July 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
made mild progress on the ladies this past week, i had them fully assembled & basecoated only to realize i can't get a brush to their faces with their arms attached so i had to snap them off and start rendering there first. feels like i'm doing things backwards but it has to happen 😔 #minipainting
bought a new pink/salmon paint to mix with and make this project easier on me the other day, but instead i get a better not-fluorescent-orange peach pink just mixing it from scratch my damn self like i was going to in the first place
June 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
bought a new pink/salmon paint to mix with and make this project easier on me the other day, but instead i get a better not-fluorescent-orange peach pink just mixing it from scratch my damn self like i was going to in the first place
ran out of time to finish the monochromatic mistweaver's base and i had to call it where it was so i could enter, still placed second (🎉❕) but i knew i could do better once the showcase was over so i gave it a little tlc 😎 #minipainting #miniatures
June 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ran out of time to finish the monochromatic mistweaver's base and i had to call it where it was so i could enter, still placed second (🎉❕) but i knew i could do better once the showcase was over so i gave it a little tlc 😎 #minipainting #miniatures
if anyone needs me i'm going to be jumping off a bridge
June 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
if anyone needs me i'm going to be jumping off a bridge
genius bottle that definitely isn't just tall enough to always get knocked over and spill out its entire contents because you have to keep it open to use it and can't pour a little out of it, it definitely won't stain your desk, never fear with GW's excellently designed stupid wash bottles
June 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
genius bottle that definitely isn't just tall enough to always get knocked over and spill out its entire contents because you have to keep it open to use it and can't pour a little out of it, it definitely won't stain your desk, never fear with GW's excellently designed stupid wash bottles
it's one of the foremost things known about unicorn lore culturally but games workshop had to make this guy the most 'roided up horse alive because we can't get /too/ frilly and feminine in a wargame, right lads
May 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
it's one of the foremost things known about unicorn lore culturally but games workshop had to make this guy the most 'roided up horse alive because we can't get /too/ frilly and feminine in a wargame, right lads
the handmaiden of the lady has a new creepy nosferatu finger for now while the glue sets 💅
May 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM
the handmaiden of the lady has a new creepy nosferatu finger for now while the glue sets 💅
making a stupid joke to make me feel better about all my past minis whose bases are beyond saving by now
May 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
making a stupid joke to make me feel better about all my past minis whose bases are beyond saving by now
cleo has an emotional support fluffy sock that she tends to leave by things she wants, i often find it at the door when i've been gone awhile for work. i thought she might want it with her when she's sulking up in the closet, and the answer was "yes" #cleoposting
May 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
cleo has an emotional support fluffy sock that she tends to leave by things she wants, i often find it at the door when i've been gone awhile for work. i thought she might want it with her when she's sulking up in the closet, and the answer was "yes" #cleoposting
finally moving all my diorama tufts and grasses to their own storage box now that i've got one for them and realizing just how many i have
May 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
finally moving all my diorama tufts and grasses to their own storage box now that i've got one for them and realizing just how many i have