hey.

Who could ever hate you? You're wonderful.

Boy do they ever know how to use that thumb for effect, though.

Seriously, what are they even good for?

I make it a point to mock anyone with a Bostonian accent. It's part of my prime directive. We all need to do our part to make the world a better place.

That's where one goes to buy a package?

Please tell me more.

When people are talking and sharing ideas, that's when hearts and minds are reached. No one wants to sit and listen to a lecture by condescending talking heads. When everyone contributes, we all learn so much more. People learn by doing, not by sitting passively hoping for osmosis.

That's just working smarter. Stoners love cookies.

Interesting.

What's the other part?

I literally broke my funny bone once. I did actually laugh, but it was only because I was going into shock. It hurt so much. 😭

It's the stringy stuff, right?

If you play your cards right, you may even be able to create a pulley system that will automate the whole process for you.

Did it help you become any funnier?

I refused to eat food that had conditional strings put on it for over a month.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.