Minturn Alexander
@minturn-alexander.bsky.social
Left-handed, vaguely ginger. Fluent in both German and Furby. Occasionally amusing. Socialist, Anti-Fascist 🏳️🌈 he/him #BLM ✌🏼
Yes Minushka, husband was just taken to Gulag, but life goes on. Off to buy beets!
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yes Minushka, husband was just taken to Gulag, but life goes on. Off to buy beets!
Archie has been up my ass all day, not letting me move, breathe or live at all. I was like "urgh why are you so obsessed with me!" Then I realised I am his world, I'm his Beyoncé, this little gay dog thinks I'm a diva and it really gave me strength to have another nap.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Archie has been up my ass all day, not letting me move, breathe or live at all. I was like "urgh why are you so obsessed with me!" Then I realised I am his world, I'm his Beyoncé, this little gay dog thinks I'm a diva and it really gave me strength to have another nap.
She running up that hill
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
She running up that hill
Literally me around anyone taller. 🥺
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Literally me around anyone taller. 🥺
Wow. I knew it, you heard it here first.
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Wow. I knew it, you heard it here first.
Whenever an elderly American statesman dies, I see the memes first and then have to Wikipedia their war crimes then go back and get the memes and chortle. 🤭 but in a wide-eyed horrified way.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Whenever an elderly American statesman dies, I see the memes first and then have to Wikipedia their war crimes then go back and get the memes and chortle. 🤭 but in a wide-eyed horrified way.
Plz ignore my "moo deng"- like neck rolls but I fear this is the end. I am mortally ill. If you could all pray for me, PayPal me and/or cashapp, a blank check? Nudes/their financial equivalent then I think it would help ease me into the abyss that awaits, kthnkzbye xox
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Plz ignore my "moo deng"- like neck rolls but I fear this is the end. I am mortally ill. If you could all pray for me, PayPal me and/or cashapp, a blank check? Nudes/their financial equivalent then I think it would help ease me into the abyss that awaits, kthnkzbye xox
Timuoxi cha le mei
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Timuoxi cha le mei
Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam has banned all purchases of gum so instead I had to buy these 5€ mints & DUTCH PEOPLE explain yourselves, these are truly the nastiest most unplesanant things I've ever had in my mouth, the shape thickness and mouth feel of a hockey puck with this sacharrine sickliness
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam has banned all purchases of gum so instead I had to buy these 5€ mints & DUTCH PEOPLE explain yourselves, these are truly the nastiest most unplesanant things I've ever had in my mouth, the shape thickness and mouth feel of a hockey puck with this sacharrine sickliness
You know whose toes still haunt me? Ezra Miller's 😩
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You know whose toes still haunt me? Ezra Miller's 😩
It's time ❄️☃️
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's time ❄️☃️
Waitress puts this down looks at me nervously... Walks away and comes back with her phone translator app up "Sir, do you perhaps need a fork?" 😅
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Waitress puts this down looks at me nervously... Walks away and comes back with her phone translator app up "Sir, do you perhaps need a fork?" 😅
Cultural appropiATE
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Cultural appropiATE
So, I'm really ill I thought it was just the Beijing pollution or that pig bite but I think it's something worse I have just coughed up my pleura. I need attention, I'm also horny which is a weird symptom but...
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So, I'm really ill I thought it was just the Beijing pollution or that pig bite but I think it's something worse I have just coughed up my pleura. I need attention, I'm also horny which is a weird symptom but...
No wonder Tony Blair was doing too much, weapon of mass destruction...I'm sure. If you look like this hit me up xox
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
No wonder Tony Blair was doing too much, weapon of mass destruction...I'm sure. If you look like this hit me up xox
Not like the other boys, Iive a more analogue life. 😂
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Not like the other boys, Iive a more analogue life. 😂
Did I buy this lubricant just for the packaging? No, but was a large part of the decision making process.? Yes.
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Did I buy this lubricant just for the packaging? No, but was a large part of the decision making process.? Yes.
PUT IT IN THE CART
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
PUT IT IN THE CART
It's giving Dubai chocolate, labubu, McArabia burger in Dubai. 😔
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's giving Dubai chocolate, labubu, McArabia burger in Dubai. 😔
Bleurgh I was meant to do cultural things today, I just couldn't face it, they have too much culture. 5000 years of it. I haven't moved from this spot.
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Bleurgh I was meant to do cultural things today, I just couldn't face it, they have too much culture. 5000 years of it. I haven't moved from this spot.
I wouldn't normally order 3 dinners for one evening but I did climb about 12 miles of The Great Wall today and this all came to £4. Gonna pig out in my hotel room unseen. Fried chicken, beef curry and rice and Peking duck. 😙
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I wouldn't normally order 3 dinners for one evening but I did climb about 12 miles of The Great Wall today and this all came to £4. Gonna pig out in my hotel room unseen. Fried chicken, beef curry and rice and Peking duck. 😙