Saying “the girl behind me at work” when everyone I work with is like 20+ years older than me

Stanford pliers - isn’t that that guy from gravity falls or smth?

My friends at new years clubbing while I hide under a table, eat 12 grapes, 5 spoonfuls of unseasoned lentils, wear yellow underwear and take my empty suitcase for a walk around the block

Watching Hannibal for the first time. Hope this show doesn’t take over my life

what if this was my 13th reason…

Omw to go see my fav optometrist so he can adjust my glasses again ♡︎ ♡︎

I need everyone to shut the fuck up right now

Listen I so get how you watching my shows can be considered endearing, but when this is like the 5th show you’ve stolen from me,, idk man back off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ find ur own ?????

got stuck in the lifts at work…chat should I sue???

What’s the point of dating if no one’s going to tell me I would beat the moon in a pretty contest or that I’ve stolen their air catcher that kept them safe and sound :( </3

Boss makes a dollar i make a dime, that’s why i play hatsune miku colorful stage on company time

I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I can’t quit my job. I ca

Going to Bali next year - just got told by my doctor with the new meds I’m on I can’t drink - don’t get me wrong I haven’t had a drink since August last year (not an addict, I just don’t like alcohol when weed does better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯), but I was hoping to have a little bit of fun on my trip,, sigh,,

WHAT IF I DIED????

shawty wdym ‘I can fix him’ BABE YOURE WORSE THAN HIM?!!

First post on here- but- WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE MUSK IM 😭😭😭😭😭😭 HOUSE WHYYYYYY