Guiness in Ireland does this to your chods. Never UK guiness though, for some reason.

This Is The Way.

VIZ had a top tip like this years ago, that suggested smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle to ensure the same result.

Jesus, how badly did they break their wrists that it took private healthcare to fix.

"The sun don't rise n' set on the corner grocery store."

Back in the day I sat down and ordered a brand new mp3 player on the very same computer my old one was plugged in and quietly charging on. Searched everywhere else first though.