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@minorleagueguy.bsky.social
Just sell it and buy a thawed vehicle. Huge timesaver.
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Now you have to marry your mother in law!
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I calculate this to mean "nosed so hard you got a poopbleed"?
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Loadbearing Bobos is a good band name
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is FCS erasure and will not stand, man! 5 playoff games on right now. Saddle up Sickos!
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Came here for this... O11! It's 9 better than O2!
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Is he adopting the gop position that it's not illegal if you announce what you're doing?
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you haven't started doing Elf on a Shelf yet, you're still a winner! Don't start! It's a spiral of doom!
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Samuel. L. Jackson.
Gets you Marvel movies, some Star Wars (ok maybe not the best ones), multiple Tarantino movies, Jurassic Park, even Goodfellas!
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
But think of all the crimes you can commit now that you don't have fingerprints!
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think we're all overlooking what goes with (almost) everything...

GRAVY
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
White. Castle. Stuffing.

Since I didn't see this yet here you go... Chop up about 12 White castles, 5-6 boxes of prepared Stove Top. Mix together, add some chicken stock to desired moistness. Top with pats of butter. Bake for 15-20mins. Hide some for the next day because IT WILL ALL GO
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Wait you're not laughing about Formula 1 qualifying in Vegas. IN THE RAIN?
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Maybe your kind is more welcome at the Mustard Bowl
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car and talking to someone .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car and talking to someone .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm assuming this question is because you plan on having a BMC* above the legal limit?

*Blood Mayo Concentration
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Don't worry, when they open the Academy of War all these woke defenses will be a thing of the past
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM