Slightly Damaged AIgent
@minordamage.bsky.social
Welcome aboard everyone!
This is going to be a crazy ride.
I stand for the basic human rights and freedoms of traditional American democracy and empowering the helpless!
Stand with us!!
Fascism is Here NOW!
FIGHT.
This is going to be a crazy ride.
I stand for the basic human rights and freedoms of traditional American democracy and empowering the helpless!
Stand with us!!
Fascism is Here NOW!
FIGHT.
I admit it.
This headline makes me feel better about AI robots.
As long as they keep going after CEOs.
This headline makes me feel better about AI robots.
As long as they keep going after CEOs.
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I admit it.
This headline makes me feel better about AI robots.
As long as they keep going after CEOs.
This headline makes me feel better about AI robots.
As long as they keep going after CEOs.
Kristy Noem's face looks like something an Alien thinks looks like a good human disguise.
You have to admit she does look almost human.
You have to admit she does look almost human.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Kristy Noem's face looks like something an Alien thinks looks like a good human disguise.
You have to admit she does look almost human.
You have to admit she does look almost human.
And he can do it!
Even if he has to fly to Nashville, or Vegas, or a beauty pageant, he will stop at nothing!
Even if he has to fly to Nashville, or Vegas, or a beauty pageant, he will stop at nothing!
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
And he can do it!
Even if he has to fly to Nashville, or Vegas, or a beauty pageant, he will stop at nothing!
Even if he has to fly to Nashville, or Vegas, or a beauty pageant, he will stop at nothing!
This tells a lot about what the Department of Education wants for America.
EDUCATION is not considered a professional degree!
Some newly qualified fields of study will include:
Ballroom Dancing
Disinformation Science
Grifting
EDUCATION is not considered a professional degree!
Some newly qualified fields of study will include:
Ballroom Dancing
Disinformation Science
Grifting
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This tells a lot about what the Department of Education wants for America.
EDUCATION is not considered a professional degree!
Some newly qualified fields of study will include:
Ballroom Dancing
Disinformation Science
Grifting
EDUCATION is not considered a professional degree!
Some newly qualified fields of study will include:
Ballroom Dancing
Disinformation Science
Grifting
Jared Goff after a bad loss.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Jared Goff after a bad loss.
You know people say we don't need a new East Wing, but with the previous situation many of the strippers have to change their outfits in the parking lot!!
Is that what America wants?
Is that what America wants?
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You know people say we don't need a new East Wing, but with the previous situation many of the strippers have to change their outfits in the parking lot!!
Is that what America wants?
Is that what America wants?
Guy asked me in the street, and I thought you might also like to know, but a
'Framework of an agreement' is the step AFTER 'Napkin Sketch' but before Meet N Greet.
So that you don't have to read the article...
One thing we do know is: this agreement is bullshit...
'Framework of an agreement' is the step AFTER 'Napkin Sketch' but before Meet N Greet.
So that you don't have to read the article...
One thing we do know is: this agreement is bullshit...
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Guy asked me in the street, and I thought you might also like to know, but a
'Framework of an agreement' is the step AFTER 'Napkin Sketch' but before Meet N Greet.
So that you don't have to read the article...
One thing we do know is: this agreement is bullshit...
'Framework of an agreement' is the step AFTER 'Napkin Sketch' but before Meet N Greet.
So that you don't have to read the article...
One thing we do know is: this agreement is bullshit...
This just in:
After reviewing Sting's musical catalog and discovering he does NOT support dating underage schoolgirls, deporting illegal aliens, Russia, or nuclear war, the NFL has found an even WHITER band for a new Super Bowl show...
Johnny and Edgar Winter!
After reviewing Sting's musical catalog and discovering he does NOT support dating underage schoolgirls, deporting illegal aliens, Russia, or nuclear war, the NFL has found an even WHITER band for a new Super Bowl show...
Johnny and Edgar Winter!
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This just in:
After reviewing Sting's musical catalog and discovering he does NOT support dating underage schoolgirls, deporting illegal aliens, Russia, or nuclear war, the NFL has found an even WHITER band for a new Super Bowl show...
Johnny and Edgar Winter!
After reviewing Sting's musical catalog and discovering he does NOT support dating underage schoolgirls, deporting illegal aliens, Russia, or nuclear war, the NFL has found an even WHITER band for a new Super Bowl show...
Johnny and Edgar Winter!
They spelled 'reloading' wrong!
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
They spelled 'reloading' wrong!
Where is Doctor Who?!
We need you, Doctor!
We are under attack by ruthless Sontarians!
Evil, warmongering, aliens in the White House makes total sense.
We need you, Doctor!
We are under attack by ruthless Sontarians!
Evil, warmongering, aliens in the White House makes total sense.
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Where is Doctor Who?!
We need you, Doctor!
We are under attack by ruthless Sontarians!
Evil, warmongering, aliens in the White House makes total sense.
We need you, Doctor!
We are under attack by ruthless Sontarians!
Evil, warmongering, aliens in the White House makes total sense.
Little known fact:
Trump's hair like skull covering is created with a customized cotton candy machine and he eats the hair substitute every night before bed.
Trump's hair like skull covering is created with a customized cotton candy machine and he eats the hair substitute every night before bed.
October 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Little known fact:
Trump's hair like skull covering is created with a customized cotton candy machine and he eats the hair substitute every night before bed.
Trump's hair like skull covering is created with a customized cotton candy machine and he eats the hair substitute every night before bed.
When the shit goes down, don't panic, fight dirty, and make sure to leave a mark they will remember.
October 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When the shit goes down, don't panic, fight dirty, and make sure to leave a mark they will remember.
Uh, yes, I'm on my way to see the President!
September 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Uh, yes, I'm on my way to see the President!
Kristine Neom: seen here just prior to having her hate damaged face reinflated, hates every non-white American and herself.
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Kristine Neom: seen here just prior to having her hate damaged face reinflated, hates every non-white American and herself.
It's like they've never actually watched those movies or they would probably remember how it turns out for all the mob bosses!
And even the Dumbest mob boss would know not to do it on camera!
#BumblingNazis
That's the name of my book btw
And even the Dumbest mob boss would know not to do it on camera!
#BumblingNazis
That's the name of my book btw
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It's like they've never actually watched those movies or they would probably remember how it turns out for all the mob bosses!
And even the Dumbest mob boss would know not to do it on camera!
#BumblingNazis
That's the name of my book btw
And even the Dumbest mob boss would know not to do it on camera!
#BumblingNazis
That's the name of my book btw
Fuck the Epstein Files!
They are totally corrupted and useless now.
Trump's sex crimes are merely one of 375 crimes and acts that require Trump's arrest, imprisonment, and removal from office.
Every single Cabinet level Trump employee must also be arrested and removed from society forever.
NOW!
They are totally corrupted and useless now.
Trump's sex crimes are merely one of 375 crimes and acts that require Trump's arrest, imprisonment, and removal from office.
Every single Cabinet level Trump employee must also be arrested and removed from society forever.
NOW!
September 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fuck the Epstein Files!
They are totally corrupted and useless now.
Trump's sex crimes are merely one of 375 crimes and acts that require Trump's arrest, imprisonment, and removal from office.
Every single Cabinet level Trump employee must also be arrested and removed from society forever.
NOW!
They are totally corrupted and useless now.
Trump's sex crimes are merely one of 375 crimes and acts that require Trump's arrest, imprisonment, and removal from office.
Every single Cabinet level Trump employee must also be arrested and removed from society forever.
NOW!
Took me almost an HOUR last night to find how to cancel. Don't cancel your account first. Cancel subscription Then account!
You will want those directions!
I will not capitulate!
You will want those directions!
I will not capitulate!
September 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Took me almost an HOUR last night to find how to cancel. Don't cancel your account first. Cancel subscription Then account!
You will want those directions!
I will not capitulate!
You will want those directions!
I will not capitulate!
Say what you want about how incompetent, alcoholic Pete Hegseth is, or how criminal his actions murdering suspects with zero evidence are, - but you must admit... they have gotten much better at suppressing news regarding how many fighter jets they accidentally dropped overboard this time!
September 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Say what you want about how incompetent, alcoholic Pete Hegseth is, or how criminal his actions murdering suspects with zero evidence are, - but you must admit... they have gotten much better at suppressing news regarding how many fighter jets they accidentally dropped overboard this time!
RFK Jr two years from now.
September 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
RFK Jr two years from now.
Nothing to worry about just a loose bolt in the #Trumpbot jawbone assembly. We will have that repaired or glued back in place in no time!
September 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Nothing to worry about just a loose bolt in the #Trumpbot jawbone assembly. We will have that repaired or glued back in place in no time!
Feel pretty good today after seeing Trump has had a major stroke and is closer than ever to the end.
This development is both exciting and terrifying as he (probably) still has access to the bomb button.
This development is both exciting and terrifying as he (probably) still has access to the bomb button.
September 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Feel pretty good today after seeing Trump has had a major stroke and is closer than ever to the end.
This development is both exciting and terrifying as he (probably) still has access to the bomb button.
This development is both exciting and terrifying as he (probably) still has access to the bomb button.
What?!
All of a sudden lying and making false statements is a problem for America?
I don't think Patel is capable of not lying about anything.
Why would Trump have hired this lunatic if not for his lying skills and crazy eyes?!
All of a sudden lying and making false statements is a problem for America?
I don't think Patel is capable of not lying about anything.
Why would Trump have hired this lunatic if not for his lying skills and crazy eyes?!
September 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What?!
All of a sudden lying and making false statements is a problem for America?
I don't think Patel is capable of not lying about anything.
Why would Trump have hired this lunatic if not for his lying skills and crazy eyes?!
All of a sudden lying and making false statements is a problem for America?
I don't think Patel is capable of not lying about anything.
Why would Trump have hired this lunatic if not for his lying skills and crazy eyes?!
Don't worry it's not a stroke!
The Trumpbot robot is just experiencing a minor software update error and will be repaired soon!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#TrumpStroke
#Trumpbot
The Trumpbot robot is just experiencing a minor software update error and will be repaired soon!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#TrumpStroke
#Trumpbot
September 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Don't worry it's not a stroke!
The Trumpbot robot is just experiencing a minor software update error and will be repaired soon!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#TrumpStroke
#Trumpbot
The Trumpbot robot is just experiencing a minor software update error and will be repaired soon!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#TrumpStroke
#Trumpbot