If this angry little man was serious about 'protecting the vulnerable', he wouldn't be the co-founder of genocide enablers Palantir, one of the world's worst firms.

"YOU! BOY! Get those fucking Easter Eggs out on the shelves".

Hooray for 'robust border controls', you throbber!

The Guardian's 'More News' section is buried below 10 headline stories, an 'In Focus' section, eight Features stories, several opinion pieces, the daily cartoon, the sports section, and when you finally get there, this is its fifth biggest story:

#Gaza

"DISABLED PEOPLE'S WELFARE IS A LUXURY WE CANNOT AFFORD"

I must have missed the front page outrage over IDF snipers shooting children in the head, entire neighbourhoods getting flattened, and people getting shot by the dozen in food queues. Mad old world.

Yes, let's hear it for the plucky voiceless underdog Farage, always cruelly overlooked by the BBC's interview bookers.

MY QUEEN

And again...

Never really considered what Heaven 17's Temptation might be about. But I didn't think it was about THAT.

I'm not saying that Tesco are trolling these two fannies. But I really hope they are.

Re-watched US legal drama Murder One for the first time since its mid-90s glory. Stanley Tucci et al. Magnificent. Dug a bit deeper on Wikipedia. Mistake.