global capitalism really popped off when it put an ikea in every major global city. i think sleeping on the floor would've been easier than navigating a german homeware store the day I arrived

bye melbourne

Hands wandering, tell me about your Vicky build babe

your home town is a hostile biome. you'll be taking hp damage at a steady rate while there, so make sure to stock up on health potions (weed)

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RT if you agree

suck it frogs

just got told that I have to consult with my boyfriend before I join any militias

can't wait to be unemployed again

a critical step in courting a woman is to ascertain how far reaching and tyrannical the purge will be after her ascent to absolute power

my favourite part of ted kaczynski is when he went "im gonna kaczynskiiii" and then he kaczynskied all over my psychologist who told me that I need to practice self care after I told him it feels like my life is unravelling faster and faster all the time

me at 16, using reddit too much

hewwo?