I feel like Fox News going away forever would go 50% of the way toward the necessary repair. But yes: co-signing craziness by the media is a decades old problem.

I asked linear algebra how it was doing today—and it said nothing, because it’s just math.

One of the most weirdly unnecessary self-destructs in recent memory. Not sure he’ll go to jail for any of this, but it’s hard to believe any of his businesses survive in their current incarnation or with him at the helm. Then there’s the question of how many actual crimes are being committed…

Is he begging for us to protect immigrants, trans rights, free speech on campus? Or just his wallet?

Of all the people to rip off, too. It’s, like: “we 3D printed an organic apple using nothing but Red Dye No. 2!”

She did an amazing job on this piece.

A beautiful moment.

“I’ll have the six finger taco, and… a chili cheese nightmare.”

When I heard it was a sting, that was my thought—you have to have a recognizably awful pattern of behavior to be caught in a sting.

Hate Muppet

He’s gonna feel so awkward later. The rest of them, I’ll give credit, did their damnedest.

I tell you what: they are definitely making a hash of things.

I mean: he is jerky!

The problem is he’s so distasteful as to be inedible alone.

This is the thing: the Democratic Party is as lost as Trump is evil. It’s, like: “Democrats, there is a vial of Save Democracy in a trunk behind that wall, just pull the torch!” Then you realize they used Wisdom as their dump stat.