Be it resolved if ever say I say I'm feeling like a spider, y'all will immediately understand this to mean I'm feeling itchy and bitchy.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

So people will jump to deliver their personal health information right into Trump's hands? Like either he or his "associates" can be trusted with say, your HIV prescription? Heh, riiiiight.

Your money, or your personal health information.

Turns out bowing to fascist dictators tarnishes one's reputation for wholesome entertainment.