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Ngl Nicolas Cage really does look like the 2000 Ford F150
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Ngl Nicolas Cage really does look like the 2000 Ford F150
Remy would kick stuarts ass
December 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Remy would kick stuarts ass
Why tf is everyone mad at Tony 😭
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why tf is everyone mad at Tony 😭
You’ve got a small dick until you prove me wrong 👀
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You’ve got a small dick until you prove me wrong 👀
My ass has its own gravitational pull
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My ass has its own gravitational pull
I would be TERRIFIED if I had to fight the cat in the hat
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I would be TERRIFIED if I had to fight the cat in the hat
The elimination of Leshawna was traumatic
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The elimination of Leshawna was traumatic
I don’t know much about Pluto but I just feel bad for it
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don’t know much about Pluto but I just feel bad for it
Holly shit Mario kart on a keyboard is kinda hard 💀
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Holly shit Mario kart on a keyboard is kinda hard 💀
“Captain this planet appears to be inhabited. Were receiving a radio signal.”
“Put it though.”
“You’re from the 70s but I’m a 90s bitch”
“I don’t care”
“I love it”
“I don’t care”
“Put it though.”
“You’re from the 70s but I’m a 90s bitch”
“I don’t care”
“I love it”
“I don’t care”
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Captain this planet appears to be inhabited. Were receiving a radio signal.”
“Put it though.”
“You’re from the 70s but I’m a 90s bitch”
“I don’t care”
“I love it”
“I don’t care”
“Put it though.”
“You’re from the 70s but I’m a 90s bitch”
“I don’t care”
“I love it”
“I don’t care”
What if some like alien ship is passing by Earth and they pick up our radio waves, but when they listen in, it’s just Sugar by Maroon 5?
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What if some like alien ship is passing by Earth and they pick up our radio waves, but when they listen in, it’s just Sugar by Maroon 5?
I just smelled a smell that smelled like a smell I smelled as a kid
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just smelled a smell that smelled like a smell I smelled as a kid
Why can’t he fuck like a Toyota and love like a Subaru 😔
October 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Why can’t he fuck like a Toyota and love like a Subaru 😔
Just had a “Siri turn the lights white” ahh moment 😭
October 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Just had a “Siri turn the lights white” ahh moment 😭
I wanna be friends with a monkey
October 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I wanna be friends with a monkey
I’ll always love my professor who canceled class because he got invited to comic con 💀
October 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’ll always love my professor who canceled class because he got invited to comic con 💀
Someone should open a taco truck called el taco guapo
October 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Someone should open a taco truck called el taco guapo
And I’m gonna ooooo then I’m going oooo then a ooooo then a ahhhhh
October 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
And I’m gonna ooooo then I’m going oooo then a ooooo then a ahhhhh
Imagine writing a letter to Congress because Spirit Halloween was too scary 💀
October 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Imagine writing a letter to Congress because Spirit Halloween was too scary 💀
Did I? Did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I do
October 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Did I? Did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I do
Like once a month I’ll think about the time I overheard someone say “Can I get a quesadilla with no cheese just meat”
October 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Like once a month I’ll think about the time I overheard someone say “Can I get a quesadilla with no cheese just meat”
I wouldn't want to fight a man who's brave enough to touch a fish.
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I wouldn't want to fight a man who's brave enough to touch a fish.
Tanacon was my January 6
September 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Tanacon was my January 6
An apple pie a day does not keep the doctor away 😔
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
An apple pie a day does not keep the doctor away 😔
Maybe Tylenol is the reason I love trains so much
September 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Maybe Tylenol is the reason I love trains so much