Ministry of Cabinets
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The Trump Foundation was fined millions of dollars for wildly persistent self-dealing and was dissolved by court order, and all Trump family members require mandatory ethics training if they are ever to be officers or directors anywhere again.
Yes but the $400M plane will be going to his *library*.
Yes but the $400M plane will be going to his *library*.
May 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Trump Foundation was fined millions of dollars for wildly persistent self-dealing and was dissolved by court order, and all Trump family members require mandatory ethics training if they are ever to be officers or directors anywhere again.
Yes but the $400M plane will be going to his *library*.
Yes but the $400M plane will be going to his *library*.
The people calling Leo XIV a “woke Marxist Pope” are the same people who tell you they are always looking for signs from god.
May 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The people calling Leo XIV a “woke Marxist Pope” are the same people who tell you they are always looking for signs from god.
Bonus points if the second jet makes it all the way to the ocean floor where it lands perfectly on top of the first jet.
For second time in 8 days, fighter jet assigned to USS Truman is lost in Red Sea — CBS News
Two pilots suffered minor injuries in the ordeal.
apple.news
May 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Bonus points if the second jet makes it all the way to the ocean floor where it lands perfectly on top of the first jet.
I am caught up in the twin jets of “we are reopening Alcatraz” and “foreign films are a threat to national security,” and I am tumbling, tumbling, tumbling through the air.
May 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I am caught up in the twin jets of “we are reopening Alcatraz” and “foreign films are a threat to national security,” and I am tumbling, tumbling, tumbling through the air.
If people think the lack of competence is staggering, wait for the lack of accountability.
March 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If people think the lack of competence is staggering, wait for the lack of accountability.
Healthy or not, when you call your product “Dr. Praeger’s Veggie Burgers” it sounds like somebody is running an experiment.
December 10, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Healthy or not, when you call your product “Dr. Praeger’s Veggie Burgers” it sounds like somebody is running an experiment.
I’ll begin caring about the criticism shortly after Biden names Hunter the Ambassador to France.
December 2, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I’ll begin caring about the criticism shortly after Biden names Hunter the Ambassador to France.
Now that it’s underway I think Trump kinda shit the bed by not saving his nominations for an advent calendar.
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Now that it’s underway I think Trump kinda shit the bed by not saving his nominations for an advent calendar.
The most fascinating thing about the D.B. Cooper case has nothing to do with the parachute. It’s that the cost of his plane ticket from Portland to Seattle was only $20, while his clip-on tie was $1.49.
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
The most fascinating thing about the D.B. Cooper case has nothing to do with the parachute. It’s that the cost of his plane ticket from Portland to Seattle was only $20, while his clip-on tie was $1.49.
I’m soaking up the last normal runs at holiday tradition for the next four years. It’s just damn sweet to have a turkey pardon or tree lighting or Easter egg roll with nothing but a warm message and not some treatise on victimhood or a string of invective about enemies.
It’s the little things, too.
It’s the little things, too.
Biden pardons 'Peach' and 'Blossom' in White House Thanksgiving turkey tradition — ABC News
The pair of Minnesota birds are Biden's last Thanksgiving pardons.
apple.news
November 25, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I’m soaking up the last normal runs at holiday tradition for the next four years. It’s just damn sweet to have a turkey pardon or tree lighting or Easter egg roll with nothing but a warm message and not some treatise on victimhood or a string of invective about enemies.
It’s the little things, too.
It’s the little things, too.
Heads are spinning so hard at the severity of Trump’s appointments that I’m not seeing any conversation about his 57% stake in a publicly traded media platform where he will be posting as President of the United States, can dictate reality to his followers, throttle criticism, and ban dissent.
November 20, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Heads are spinning so hard at the severity of Trump’s appointments that I’m not seeing any conversation about his 57% stake in a publicly traded media platform where he will be posting as President of the United States, can dictate reality to his followers, throttle criticism, and ban dissent.
Why are people bitching? I fucking love Dr. Oz, he gave Scarecrow a diploma.
November 20, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Why are people bitching? I fucking love Dr. Oz, he gave Scarecrow a diploma.
The biggest hesitation with listening to Mace and Greene complain about who uses which Capitol restroom is that it requires me to first imagine either of them in the bathroom at all, doing whatever the fuck it is they do that makes them so desperate to never be walked in on at all, by anyone really.
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 AM
The biggest hesitation with listening to Mace and Greene complain about who uses which Capitol restroom is that it requires me to first imagine either of them in the bathroom at all, doing whatever the fuck it is they do that makes them so desperate to never be walked in on at all, by anyone really.
Maybe I will do a party in the future so for anyone who hosted the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight last night, how much Kirkland Signature beer and sliced bologna on plain white bread did you go through? For how many people?
November 16, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Maybe I will do a party in the future so for anyone who hosted the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight last night, how much Kirkland Signature beer and sliced bologna on plain white bread did you go through? For how many people?
If I’m in a store and a robot sweeper is in the way I say “Computer, move T7 robot ‘Gilligan’ out of the way” because I would have said hello to a human and I’m just trying to play with the pieces they give me. Sometimes people will ask if it really works and I tell them it’s glitchy in most places.
November 15, 2024 at 6:24 PM
If I’m in a store and a robot sweeper is in the way I say “Computer, move T7 robot ‘Gilligan’ out of the way” because I would have said hello to a human and I’m just trying to play with the pieces they give me. Sometimes people will ask if it really works and I tell them it’s glitchy in most places.
I’m switching back and forth between the email I just received from my daughter’s school alerting everyone that a student has pertussis and the announcement that RFK Jr. has been nominated for HHS just because I can. I’m beyond feeling bad, shit is just legitimately fascinating now.
November 14, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m switching back and forth between the email I just received from my daughter’s school alerting everyone that a student has pertussis and the announcement that RFK Jr. has been nominated for HHS just because I can. I’m beyond feeling bad, shit is just legitimately fascinating now.
It’s still fuzzy on what the perfect schadenfreude is going to look like once this new machine is up and running but right now I want my mom to get arrested by US Marshals whenever her Medicare enrollment automatically renews.
November 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
It’s still fuzzy on what the perfect schadenfreude is going to look like once this new machine is up and running but right now I want my mom to get arrested by US Marshals whenever her Medicare enrollment automatically renews.
If it helps to take a moment to remember a past victory, November 14, 1960 is the date Ruby Bridges first went to class at the formerly all-white William Frantz Elementary School in New Orleans, LA.
November 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM
If it helps to take a moment to remember a past victory, November 14, 1960 is the date Ruby Bridges first went to class at the formerly all-white William Frantz Elementary School in New Orleans, LA.
LOL @ the House Ethics Committee standoff over the Gaetz report. *Still* playing by the rules. Leak it. Spill it all. Print copies, shove them into t-shirt cannons and ride around town launching them everywhere.
November 14, 2024 at 8:53 PM
LOL @ the House Ethics Committee standoff over the Gaetz report. *Still* playing by the rules. Leak it. Spill it all. Print copies, shove them into t-shirt cannons and ride around town launching them everywhere.
I like how the Department of Government Efficiency is going to have two leaders.
November 14, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I like how the Department of Government Efficiency is going to have two leaders.
An infinite number of universes means there’s one where the game show host we elect is John Davidson. Shadoe Stevens becomes press secretary. That’s just basic theoretical physics.
November 14, 2024 at 2:33 PM
An infinite number of universes means there’s one where the game show host we elect is John Davidson. Shadoe Stevens becomes press secretary. That’s just basic theoretical physics.
The Facebook algorithm is such a vile computation that half my feed is still encouraging people to vote.
November 14, 2024 at 12:08 AM
The Facebook algorithm is such a vile computation that half my feed is still encouraging people to vote.
Imagine being a sophomore in college and being able to tell people about the time you chopped up a couple lines for the Attorney General.
November 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Imagine being a sophomore in college and being able to tell people about the time you chopped up a couple lines for the Attorney General.
Attorney. General. Matt. Gaetz.
Nothing means anything any more. Don’t wait for society to topple from above. Start now. Leave restroom keys behind on the sink. Set all radio presets to metal stations. Trap squirrels and release them in Target.
Nothing means anything any more. Don’t wait for society to topple from above. Start now. Leave restroom keys behind on the sink. Set all radio presets to metal stations. Trap squirrels and release them in Target.
November 13, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Attorney. General. Matt. Gaetz.
Nothing means anything any more. Don’t wait for society to topple from above. Start now. Leave restroom keys behind on the sink. Set all radio presets to metal stations. Trap squirrels and release them in Target.
Nothing means anything any more. Don’t wait for society to topple from above. Start now. Leave restroom keys behind on the sink. Set all radio presets to metal stations. Trap squirrels and release them in Target.
Heard today that “the Trump administration is going to be like The Muppet Show on acid” but the reality will actually be something more like the staff lounge in a jenkem factory.
November 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Heard today that “the Trump administration is going to be like The Muppet Show on acid” but the reality will actually be something more like the staff lounge in a jenkem factory.