Donald Trump Ministry of Bullshit (PARODY)
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All the news, information, facts, alternative facts, and totally not made up data, figures, and whatnot. Ignore everything you see or hear that is not disseminated by this department.
All the news, information, facts, alternative facts, and totally not made up data, figures, and whatnot. Ignore everything you see or hear that is not disseminated by this department.
LET IT BE KNOWN that we have deported 200 individuals, without due process, and without any form of documentation.
You'll just have to take our word that they're illegals and criminals.
TRUST US BRO!
You'll just have to take our word that they're illegals and criminals.
TRUST US BRO!
March 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
LET IT BE KNOWN that we have deported 200 individuals, without due process, and without any form of documentation.
You'll just have to take our word that they're illegals and criminals.
TRUST US BRO!
You'll just have to take our word that they're illegals and criminals.
TRUST US BRO!
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRUMP HAS DECLARED HIMSELF KING!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
ALL HAIL KING TRUMP!
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
ALL HAIL KING TRUMP!
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February 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRUMP HAS DECLARED HIMSELF KING!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
ALL HAIL KING TRUMP!
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
ALL HAIL KING TRUMP!
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Let it be known that the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRUMP shall bring PEACE to Ukraine, and all it will cost is $500 BILLION in rare earth tribute delivered personally to THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRUMP.
So it is proclaimed thus shall it be.
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So it is proclaimed thus shall it be.
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February 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Let it be known that the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRUMP shall bring PEACE to Ukraine, and all it will cost is $500 BILLION in rare earth tribute delivered personally to THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRUMP.
So it is proclaimed thus shall it be.
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So it is proclaimed thus shall it be.
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Let it be known that the GREAT AND MIGHTY TRUMP will buy Greenland and rename it RED, WHITE, AND BLUE LAND!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
GOD HELP US, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
GOD HELP US, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
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GOP congressman calls for Greenland to be renamed ‘Red, White, and Blueland'
A Republican member of Congress has introduced a bill to give President Donald Trump authorization to acquire Greenland and rename it “Red, White, and Blueland.” Rep. Buddy Carter (R-Ga.) introduced t...
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February 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Let it be known that the GREAT AND MIGHTY TRUMP will buy Greenland and rename it RED, WHITE, AND BLUE LAND!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
GOD HELP US, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/r...
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
GOD HELP US, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/r...
The Great and Wise Trump, in his wisdom, has proclaimed that the Penny shall no longer be minted. From henceforth the smallest denomination of US currency will be the hundred dollar bill, which shall be used only to light cigars or as ad-hoc toilet paper for bathroom emergencies.
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The Great and Wise Trump, in his wisdom, has proclaimed that the Penny shall no longer be minted. From henceforth the smallest denomination of US currency will be the hundred dollar bill, which shall be used only to light cigars or as ad-hoc toilet paper for bathroom emergencies.
Let it be known that the DC crash, despite the Great and Mighty Trump gutting the TSA, the Aviation Safety Authority, and the FAA, is the fault of the nefarious Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
Thus it is spake so shall it be!
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Thus it is spake so shall it be!
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Donald Trump blames Obama, Biden, DEI for DC Plane Crash
It was Trump's first press conference after a plane carrying 60 passengers and four crew members collided with an Army helicopter.
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January 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Let it be known that the DC crash, despite the Great and Mighty Trump gutting the TSA, the Aviation Safety Authority, and the FAA, is the fault of the nefarious Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
Thus it is spake so shall it be!
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Thus it is spake so shall it be!
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Let it be known that on this day, January 31, in the year of Jesus 2005, the one true messiah, that the Great and Mighty Trump has decreed that pronouns are no more a burden on the people of these United States under GOD!
So it is spake so it shall be!
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So it is spake so it shall be!
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January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Let it be known that on this day, January 31, in the year of Jesus 2005, the one true messiah, that the Great and Mighty Trump has decreed that pronouns are no more a burden on the people of these United States under GOD!
So it is spake so it shall be!
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So it is spake so it shall be!
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