You know it's really the holidays when you hear Michael Caine say Fozziwig's rubber chicken factory.

Can we just all do adult adoptions for immigrants at risk of being deported? Would that make them us citizens because their (adoptive) parent is one?

My son was a shark for Halloween and every house we went to he would say "candygram" and no one understood the reference.

Juan Salvador for Best actor

I feel like I have a trade deficit with Congress.

Bluesky, I'm really enjoying the platform but please refine the algorithm. Just because I clicked on a skeet about a Renaissance woman artist does not mean I want bbw furry art in my feed constantly. Yes, I like art but I have seen enough exposed butts with tails to last me a lifetime.

Why aren't all the father's rights and men's rights groups up in arms about the little American girl that was exiled to Honduras? Her father did not give permission to have her travel internationally.

Before it gets too frightening we ought to call a halt so could we start again please?

Breaking news people. A new color of cat just dropped. The salmiak color. Nature is awesome.

I feel like I'm living in Glass Onion. "It's so dumb... No! It's just dumb!"

I've never even been to California but I'm in my feelings tonight listening to California One by The Decemberists. Please stay safe everyone.