Meatball Bloomberg Press Office
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Centrist powerhouse Dr.Meatball Bloomberg has announced she is running against longtime radical left wing Democrat Henry Cuellar in #TX28 with the support of “La Raza” RT IF YOU SUPPORT HER ATTEMPT TO OUST THAT COMMIE CUELLAR
September 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Centrist powerhouse Dr.Meatball Bloomberg has announced she is running against longtime radical left wing Democrat Henry Cuellar in #TX28 with the support of “La Raza” RT IF YOU SUPPORT HER ATTEMPT TO OUST THAT COMMIE CUELLAR
87 year old centrist congressman Meatball Bloomberg was the only Democrat to attend the Charlie Kirk vigil at the capitol. Meatball Bloomberg has express disappointment of the Democratic Party in recent days and is expected to announce his departure of the party
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
87 year old centrist congressman Meatball Bloomberg was the only Democrat to attend the Charlie Kirk vigil at the capitol. Meatball Bloomberg has express disappointment of the Democratic Party in recent days and is expected to announce his departure of the party
BREAKING NEWS: 87 year old and long time Democratic Congressman Meatball Bloomberg has announced he will be challenging Greg Abbott in the Texas Governor’s race, RT IF YOU SUPPORT HIM
September 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
BREAKING NEWS: 87 year old and long time Democratic Congressman Meatball Bloomberg has announced he will be challenging Greg Abbott in the Texas Governor’s race, RT IF YOU SUPPORT HIM
Queen
September 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Queen
Huge breaking news: Meatball Bloomberg has held a meeting with top Democratic Party officials to discuss potential top candidates for 2028 and how the democrats can move forward following the major defeat in 2024. RT TO THANK MEATBALL FOR HIS COURAGE AND BRAVERY!!
August 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Huge breaking news: Meatball Bloomberg has held a meeting with top Democratic Party officials to discuss potential top candidates for 2028 and how the democrats can move forward following the major defeat in 2024. RT TO THANK MEATBALL FOR HIS COURAGE AND BRAVERY!!
Welcome to my blueksy account frens :^) #QuirkChungus #derp
August 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Welcome to my blueksy account frens :^) #QuirkChungus #derp
I'm making memes for the mayor.
Yes, actually.
I made a meme for Andrew Cuomo that hit 5M+ views.
Tonight I met with Cuomo and his team to talk about marketing strategy.
Here's how I plan to save NYC with memes alone:
[THREAD]
Yes, actually.
I made a meme for Andrew Cuomo that hit 5M+ views.
Tonight I met with Cuomo and his team to talk about marketing strategy.
Here's how I plan to save NYC with memes alone:
[THREAD]
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm making memes for the mayor.
Yes, actually.
I made a meme for Andrew Cuomo that hit 5M+ views.
Tonight I met with Cuomo and his team to talk about marketing strategy.
Here's how I plan to save NYC with memes alone:
[THREAD]
Yes, actually.
I made a meme for Andrew Cuomo that hit 5M+ views.
Tonight I met with Cuomo and his team to talk about marketing strategy.
Here's how I plan to save NYC with memes alone:
[THREAD]
POV you are about to see the worst take imaginable
August 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
POV you are about to see the worst take imaginable
Centrist powerhouse, democratic congressman, and former AIPAC chairman Meatball Bloomberg met with Hamas leadership to negotiate a peace deal in South Africa following the cruel treatment of white South Africans, RT if you thank him for his hard work!
August 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Centrist powerhouse, democratic congressman, and former AIPAC chairman Meatball Bloomberg met with Hamas leadership to negotiate a peace deal in South Africa following the cruel treatment of white South Africans, RT if you thank him for his hard work!
Breaking News: Centrist rising star democratic congressman Meatball Bloomberg sits down with Anderson Cooper to discuss the need for a two state solution between Russia and Ukraine
August 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Breaking News: Centrist rising star democratic congressman Meatball Bloomberg sits down with Anderson Cooper to discuss the need for a two state solution between Russia and Ukraine
BREAKING NEWS: Meatball Bloomberg, a well-known centrist powerhouse in Congress, is met with thunderous applause after calling for a two state solution between Russia and Ukraine following Trump and Putin’s meeting. RT IF YOU STAND AND THANK CONGRESSMAN MEATBALL BLOOMBERG
August 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Meatball Bloomberg, a well-known centrist powerhouse in Congress, is met with thunderous applause after calling for a two state solution between Russia and Ukraine following Trump and Putin’s meeting. RT IF YOU STAND AND THANK CONGRESSMAN MEATBALL BLOOMBERG
Asmongold reveals support for lesbian, gay, and bisexual people dealing a major to blow to faux socialist Hasan “Hamas Diddy” Piker
August 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Asmongold reveals support for lesbian, gay, and bisexual people dealing a major to blow to faux socialist Hasan “Hamas Diddy” Piker
40 year old Kick Streamer Meatball Bloomberg (dubbed the anti Hasan piker) Has called for the arrests of Zohran Mamdani and Rashida Tlaib following their support of Hasan Piker who has launched brutal attacks against great people like Asmongold, Tectone, Nux taku, and Ethan Klein
August 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
40 year old Kick Streamer Meatball Bloomberg (dubbed the anti Hasan piker) Has called for the arrests of Zohran Mamdani and Rashida Tlaib following their support of Hasan Piker who has launched brutal attacks against great people like Asmongold, Tectone, Nux taku, and Ethan Klein
Elizabeth Warren stood up and clapped in 2019 when Trump said in his SOTU that "America will never be a radical centrist Country."
August 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Elizabeth Warren stood up and clapped in 2019 when Trump said in his SOTU that "America will never be a radical centrist Country."
How it feels to be a Latinx in bumfuck south Texas after voting for Henry Cuellar, Colin Allred and Donald Trump in 2024
August 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
How it feels to be a Latinx in bumfuck south Texas after voting for Henry Cuellar, Colin Allred and Donald Trump in 2024
See ya!
August 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
See ya!
Henry Cuellar bros we are so back
July 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Henry Cuellar bros we are so back
40 year old Kick Streamer Meatball Bloomberg (dubbed the anti Hasan piker) shares his support to the centrist podcasters known as the Nelk Boys following their “controversial” interview with Benjamin Netanyahu. “Good job lads, keep Hasan “Diddy” Piker seething!”
July 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
40 year old Kick Streamer Meatball Bloomberg (dubbed the anti Hasan piker) shares his support to the centrist podcasters known as the Nelk Boys following their “controversial” interview with Benjamin Netanyahu. “Good job lads, keep Hasan “Diddy” Piker seething!”
Poggers Barron
July 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Poggers Barron
Whose message with resonate with the voters in 2028??
A(IPAC)OC or Kamala Ha(mas)rris
A(IPAC)OC or Kamala Ha(mas)rris
July 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Whose message with resonate with the voters in 2028??
A(IPAC)OC or Kamala Ha(mas)rris
A(IPAC)OC or Kamala Ha(mas)rris
American had status quo Kamala Harris won
July 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
American had status quo Kamala Harris won
It’s officially over Cuellar bros, I will no longer be voting in my hometown if this shit gets passed 💀
July 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s officially over Cuellar bros, I will no longer be voting in my hometown if this shit gets passed 💀
