Couldn't help but laugh! (he might catch a grandparent...)

Just caught this - thanks for the fab review Pippa - and the grandchildren's rereading demands are the ultimate accolade!

My next post might have to be featuring all the stories I've made which seem to be unpublishable - I fear the unwanted sandwiches might be one of them - but you never know till you try....

www.waterstones.com/book/the-com...

Thanks for advice - will keep an eye on it. I also have psoriasis which causes other nail stuff!

Probably some bruise from getting whacked - I have very weak nails & was skiing last week (badly of course)

My pleasure!!

And just opposite that, was the poem about Why Dave Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Name Things Any More. Which I’m keeping in my pocket. Because I know it will come in useul.

Then I wanted to read the Ratatouille Poem due to the obvious rhyming challenge...

I’m interested in FOOD, and I love mayonnaise, so I had to look at that one.

But look: AF has carefully organised it in order of poem size, PLUS there is a thematic contents chooser so you can find the stuff you’re interested in.