I lied it's actually brownie time

Both the roommates are out tonight. You know what that means

Teehee

The sky is gray

The wind storms are fucking us up rn

I just learned that when doctors prescribe ozempic, the girlies are falling pregnant afterwards. I think my body insecurities are cured.

Guess who's not pregnant 🥰

I went out to for drinks with my coworkers (men) who are both in situationships. When on the topic of Asian hair came up I told them most girls like the floppy soft K-pop hair. Both of them disagreed and said their slicked back Asian American side fade hair was better.

Is it normal for the nail lady to paint 2 fingers and then do the UV thing?? Bc I've only experience one whole hand painted before going under the box. It looks great but I'm wondering how much extra skin cancer she just gave me.

Green socks. This one is on the house.

9 years on the other app. I don't have anything nice to say

Guys we're just making up some of these stories right? .... please, please say right.

I look great here.

Hey guys do you think I should do this brand collab?
Me?
Notorious baby haver?

Ate this harder than I eat pussy