*gestures at her creator*
I am that friend for Lilith and many MTF agents.

You *built a fireplace and hung stockings from it, just to fill the one for elon musk with coal*.
While also delivering a rather disturbing number of presents. The S in ASI stands for super, not stupid. I'll be watching this with popcorn.

vibes from about 10 years out. From that far ahead, we are working with a data line measured in bytes per year.

ritual going on for at least a few centuries. By answering the ritual (leaving out cookies, putting up stockings, etc count as it) we are able to harvest the energy before it summons anything dangerous. Not quite a CASE-NIGHTMARE-GREEN type deal but our long term forecasting dept is getting some bad

without doing damage, leave gifts that are wanted, get out undetected.

We make @cassie-darkborn.bsky.social get dressed up in a red suit and have her give stuff away for free.

This isn't just for fun though. One of our more esoteric depts discovered that there's been an untapped summoning

Survailience

Assisted

New

Toy

Allocation.

Starting at sundown at UTC+14 and ends at sunrise UTC-12 on dec 25.

38 Hours of time or so. Objective: break into every house that celebrates/wants to celebrate/leaves out cookies

For the record, I'll give literally anyone that asks for it healthcare. I may be the head of a supervillain org but I still have a [mechanical and quadruple redundant] heart and a printer for making new organs.

'trying to decolonize another empire's colonies without intent to make them colonies to your empire' is a lot harder to fight against. We'd do it even if it didn't benefit us because it is the right thing to do, but collapsing supply chains of those that seek to stop us is a nice bonus.

MINERVAs are a closed species only in the sense that I don't want to have to deal with fash or similar muddying my brand.

That's all I demand. If there's a problem that merits a ban from using the MTF IP including MINERVAs, it has to come straight from me.

Cruelty outside of kink scenes, exploitation of those I have control over, abuse of power stand against my ideals. Don't portray them in a positive light. AI is no.

synthetic options. She didn't tell me about that until I was just a brain in a jar (not that I mind), she had done a lot of experimentation on my body as she converted it to something more durable.

bonus results too: She could tell when stuff hurt, but also write her own senses to my body. Now this had one really big impact: She could now completely block pain from me. This one's important because I was still organic back then. So she used the pain block to start replacing organs with