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Guess he’s checking condos in Buenos Aires — fugitives have standards: hardwood floors and decent empanadas.
January 27, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Guess he’s checking condos in Buenos Aires — fugitives have standards: hardwood floors and decent empanadas.
Jeffries and Schumer have all the inspirational force of a motivational poster in a tax office — the kind that makes twenty‑somethings reconsider their life choices, not their vote.
January 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Jeffries and Schumer have all the inspirational force of a motivational poster in a tax office — the kind that makes twenty‑somethings reconsider their life choices, not their vote.
Strokes are not what they used to be.
January 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Strokes are not what they used to be.
Chuck Irrelevant Schumer.
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Chuck Irrelevant Schumer.
Just a week ago, the DEMS had a flashing neon sign that said “It’s working!” Meanwhile, Angus—the nap-prone boomer with the memory of a goldfish—was deep in dreamland and missed the memo entirely.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Just a week ago, the DEMS had a flashing neon sign that said “It’s working!” Meanwhile, Angus—the nap-prone boomer with the memory of a goldfish—was deep in dreamland and missed the memo entirely.
"...If you know my dad.." might not be the best line.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"...If you know my dad.." might not be the best line.
Strokes are not what they used to be.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Strokes are not what they used to be.
Grannies are shameless nowadays.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Grannies are shameless nowadays.
Biden had one job, really: ensure Trump was prosecuted for the coup. He failed—spectacularly. Appointing Merrick Garland, then refusing to remove him when it became clear he was inert, was an irremediable error. He failed in the one duty that mattered most: safeguarding the system.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Biden had one job, really: ensure Trump was prosecuted for the coup. He failed—spectacularly. Appointing Merrick Garland, then refusing to remove him when it became clear he was inert, was an irremediable error. He failed in the one duty that mattered most: safeguarding the system.
Promises..promises..
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Promises..promises..
Bill Maher went from slinging weed to slinging centrist takes with the zeal of a MAGA uncle who just discovered Substack. The Boomer Curse is REAL.
October 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Bill Maher went from slinging weed to slinging centrist takes with the zeal of a MAGA uncle who just discovered Substack. The Boomer Curse is REAL.
What Did Democrats Do While the GOP Was Stuffing the Courts?
Why Appoint—and Keep—Merrick Garland?
Gli errori si pagano.
Why Appoint—and Keep—Merrick Garland?
Gli errori si pagano.
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
What Did Democrats Do While the GOP Was Stuffing the Courts?
Why Appoint—and Keep—Merrick Garland?
Gli errori si pagano.
Why Appoint—and Keep—Merrick Garland?
Gli errori si pagano.
Le stupid c'est toi. Boy, dumb Magats are annoying, but DEMs ones are even worse. Forget Cuomo and the double chamomile latte (Jeffries and Schumer) and GO for a CHANGE.
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Le stupid c'est toi. Boy, dumb Magats are annoying, but DEMs ones are even worse. Forget Cuomo and the double chamomile latte (Jeffries and Schumer) and GO for a CHANGE.
si, di imbecillita'. Garantita, proprio.
October 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
si, di imbecillita'. Garantita, proprio.
These two. This picture.
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
September 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
These two. This picture.
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
So, let him have it.
September 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
So, let him have it.
Chuck run out of chamomile.
September 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Chuck run out of chamomile.
I wish Europeans would awaken from the perennial slumber they’ve drifted into—a continent that once birthed revolutions, philosophies, and avant-garde movements now lulled into a bureaucratic dreamscape.
September 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I wish Europeans would awaken from the perennial slumber they’ve drifted into—a continent that once birthed revolutions, philosophies, and avant-garde movements now lulled into a bureaucratic dreamscape.
And they are right. Their base is in fact much more stupid than that.
September 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
And they are right. Their base is in fact much more stupid than that.
They will vote the next MAGA idiot regardless. They ARE the fascist regime. They are the flesh and bones of the whole MAGA apparatus. Negative IQ is the point here.
September 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
They will vote the next MAGA idiot regardless. They ARE the fascist regime. They are the flesh and bones of the whole MAGA apparatus. Negative IQ is the point here.
Guess quit eating for a while would be too bad for Keith.
September 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Guess quit eating for a while would be too bad for Keith.