Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Misanthropic Humanitarian
@mindymayhem.bsky.social
Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism. Goof. Cynic. Foodie. Nature junkie. Atheist. Autistic. Realist. Sapiosexual. Political savagery. I'm a total Debbie Downer, but I still have a sense of humor.

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Pretty positive Trump ran for POTUS in 2016 because his pals the Clintons asked him to.
July 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
July 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wtf

Is ANYTHING real?!?!?!?!!!!
June 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Like hundreds of thousands changed registration status? But, yeah, you're just going to write it off as, JuSt LiKe MAGA. And keep asking yourself why your party loses LOL I mean, sure, Hillary - who couldn't even fill tiny venues with PAID seat fillers - lost to this.
June 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Matt surprised me by showing interest in kẹo mè xửng by the register at the Viet market. (This type, with the rice noodle sheets.) I would've never expected him to try it, and after he got home and ate some, he said he'd wished he got the bigger package! Said it kinda reminded him of Abba-Zaba. 😅
June 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The fact that you don't even know about this is disturbing, but it's not some big conspiracy theory by me. 😆 You really think this guy would lose to someone who couldn't even fill small venues with people they paid off the street to try to close the gaps in the audience?
May 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Your willful ignorance isn't useful.
May 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We don't need to add to human overpopulation, but uh... Women had like 12 fucking kids, wearing this shit to bed... With their hair in curlers... So calm down, Tiffany.
May 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I mean, at least they got the lightsaber color correct.
May 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You're going to put fucking Percy's colonizing ass and Stitch - WHO ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING DOG - on a $595 "Disney dog" canvas and fucking skip this guy?!

Fuck off, Disney.
May 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Dude. WHAT IS THE ANTI-MAX CONSPIRACY?!

Even this six hundred dollar fucking canvas print from the Disney Store I assume only a sociopath would buy features a toy and a spirit dog, but no freaking Max.

Why did #Disney cancel Max?!
May 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The last panel is me. 😁
May 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
When thinking about Jill Sobule, don't forget that it's also your weekly reminder that Katy Perry sucks.
May 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I really like your pic! Mine is my child. 😅
May 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How the fuck you gonna swerve Max from The Little Mermaid for a fucking TOY dog?! (Matt spotted these at Grocery Outlet) 😆
April 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Post your comfort album
April 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
California, friend. We even grew our own for a little while!
April 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Stop lying to yourselves about why Kamala lost, for one.
April 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
We grew our own for a while, and now, I wish I could find someone to get leaves from to continue my resin projects. (My dogs love to eat them, too!)
April 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is the only thing that keeps me alive.
April 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
And they aren't the only ones.
April 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Courage would be standing against this human rights atrocity instead of having this attitude.
April 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You are literally lying. Did you just pull this number straight from your own ass, or did you hear it on FOX? 😂

They actually never rank even 40% on any scale, and are working a lot harder than we are, on doing more about it, but, yeah, there's over 1.4 BILLION people there.
April 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Okay.
April 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Way to give me a fucking heart attack.

I have never been sent an earthquake warning. This was the second in a row, but the first had been even more disturbingly-worded.

Yet, I look it up, and it's a magnitude of 5.1. (And hardly around the corner, at that.) That's... Not that big.

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April 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM