If the universe could take some laxatives and pass this a bit quicker it would be appreciated

Dammmmnnnn that's quite something

Yeah, I'm not too bad with wooden stuff, I used to know how to brase metal but it's been several decades since I did that, so would really need some practice.

Ooh an excellent choice. Plenty of grounds for outdoor activities.

She pauses before one of her 'guests', a stoic inquisitor, looking him up and down. "A womb for you, I think. The other girls will be so excited to knock you up. You'll be so radiant." She shows him an image of himself as a happy mother to be and his resolve vanishes. "Please"

Both of them are way too competent and not cartoonishly evil enough.

What is this? My own fear? Ooh that's new.

She smiles, that toothy human grin, lips stretching revealing her teeth.

Fucking run!

Fin

Huh, that's weird. Who's that? A woman, a powerful woman. Not even an ounce of fear. A void in the background radiation of fear that all humans radiate. She's walking this way. She's staring right at me.

Soon they will though. Soon they'll get to experience the gift that strips everything away. The fear that reveals exactly what is important to them. Soon they'll provide such a source of food that I'll be full for months.

But that pure primal 'fucking run' fear? That's not something a lot of humans get to feel.

Sure they have their fears. Will that birthday present arrive on time. I hope gran survives the flu. What if my wife is having an affair? What if the company I work for goes bankrupt? Will I be able to make rent this month?

Oooh pretty 😍

The bun still do be hecking beautiful

ooooh that's a fun way to do denial :D

This one was, of course, inspired by @leaf-tilde.itch.io