I know

youtu.be/1z0IfXDPhPE?...

The most pirate-y song there is.

San Diego is also farther from LA than Philadelphia is from New York City

I have to explain to people all the time that Phoenix is significantly closer to San Diego than anything in Northern California and that LA is like 30 miles farther from San Diego than Philadelphia is from New York City

If he went to St. Louis, there would have been another victim

A guy like Conan in the novels would be a good example of a smart and stealthy barbarian, but if your 20 STR berserker is also a dexterous genius, who needs a party? Just more people to split loot with. Although a knowledgeable and worldly barbarian does sound like a good idea for a character

The Vatican is really the first 15-minute city when you think about it, so it's not a surprise the woke pope is driving that to work when he should be rolling coal in a giant monster truck

Guess that one flew over your head like the Saudi Airforce over Yemin

I don't want Israelis to get bombed

I had family in the camps, you freak. Never again doesn't mean just to Jewish people. It means never again.