Less a journal, and more petroglyphs painted exclusively in the animals various fluids. I suppose you don't get the Axe Murderer nickname for looking like a box of fluffy ducks.

@sarahparkin1.bsky.social

Big Egg was a great podcast, it might be the next show I re-listen to. I could listen to you and Mark talk about books for ages! You guys genuinely enjoy books which is unfortunately rare.

I'm also caught up with the boys on No Scrubs, even if the disco ladder match should never be discussed again.

Oh, and since she's liked the post, I had just finished the Chigusa Nagayo/Dump Matsumoto match with @sarahparkin1.bsky.social. She's an absolute joy to listen to, an encyclopedia of Joshi knowledge, and needs to do more podcasting. I assume she hasn't due to dodgy Yorkshire transportation tables...

I thought you were going to say Russell Brand

My boss just had to get stents for his. The one on the right he said was a little sore, the one on the left had him laying down for 6-8 hours a day and holding his piss as long as he could.

It's the best looking one I can recall seeing. It looked like Takeshita legitimately hoofed them both instead of waiting for any assistance.

Saw the beer brats in Walmart. I was half tempted to try them, instead I left the store. Glad I made the right choice.

Because how else are you going feel the old fashioned rage of playing an 8 or 16 bit game? Every single time you see it, your brain thinks for a second it might be iron, but no, fuck you.

You could make a lightning rod I guess...

The point is, if the glass won't have any visible consequences, don't use the glass. Do something else.

The Mercedes and Harley look like they just opened a shit gift but don't want to seem ungrateful.

Yes