Good morning!
Welcome to another beautiful day in the life of the Cosmic Superorganism…

After many millions spent and untold man & A.I hours scouring the heavens for signs of ET we finally picked up a signal- a series of ultra fast high energy radio bursts.

Our scientists worked for weeks deciphering the signal.

Finally it paid off:

“Got any Updog?”

In the name Our Lady of the Orchard Eris I banish all greyface influences!

Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble!!

“Your memes are important to us. One of our shitposters will be with you shortly…”

Nice to know my laptop sensors are calibrated down to near absolute zero. Just in case I happen to be shitposting while floating deep within intergalactic regions and all.