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min.clustaf.uk
Minä olen Min
@min.clustaf.uk
460 followers 1K following 440 posts
🩵 Soggy transfem with teefs (She/Her)
🩷 Born in the 80s
🤍 UK
🧡 Girt big lesbo
🤍 Bewilderer of men
💜 Somehow whimsigoth
🪩 Rave kid
💬 DMs will be ignored (as I refuse to age verify)
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Proof: RIP door
A cropped photo of the midsection of a door with the handle and catch jigsawed out of it
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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The "Zohran for NYC" design format except doubled up, with the words: "CAMPAIGN _for_ my real friends REAL PAIN _for_ fascists and bootlickers"
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Post you from a different era.

First time I've done this on the timeline. Strange to think this is nearly TWENTY years ago! I think I've lived three lives since then…
A baby-faced but pre-transition Min with the saddest little moustache - not knowing what's in store for her. The expression is mildly enigmatic, but clearly sad.
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I loved the chance to trot out the couple's costume that my partner (and I to a lesser extent) have been working on over the last few months! She is the moth to my flame 🔥🦋
Min as a femme Lumiere from beauty and the beast, including light up boot covers, sconce arm pieces, and flickering tea lights in a corset and headpiece Min's partner Lau as Mothma'am in a stunning flowy black dress, elasticated corset, winged and sequined cape and ostrich feather headpiece with light up red eyes A couples shot of the two of us. Big black cat/golden retriever energy here!
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful November
Stompy goth boot heelies!!!
October 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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For whomever is interested: you can drive a set of parallel-wired LEDs directly off a 3.7v Li-Ion cell
Two lit (but jankily soldered) strings of LEDs, each attached to their own lithium pouch cell via a magnetic connection for easy assembly - ready for installation into Friday's costume.
October 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I don't know why the adoption agency was so particular that the child must have known the sweet grace of footwear!
- Ernest Hemingway
The "Lionel Hutz" Simpsons meme format. In the first panel, the card reads: "For sale – baby shoes, never worn", in the last, corrected to "For sale – baby! shoes; never worn"
October 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Today I baked a GF sourdough loaf using spare starter. Over time, I've replaced the original wheat-based medium. Apparently; time well spent!!
A fresh loaf of sourdough bread, with a pale crust, on a cooling rack. The fluffy internal structure is poking through the top.
October 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Tea through a straw is best tea
Min, a girl in a high-necked black top and beige cardigan, drinks tea out of a stoneware mug with a metal straw
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Tonight's labours; cutting up our two pumpkins we grew ready for curries, risotto, soups and other yummy treats!
Eleven freezer bags in two rows, containing bright yellow diced pumpkin flesh, nom nom nom
October 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Scammer alert ‼️‼️

@drbossxy.bsky.social started a chat with me and attempted to get me to connect with them on their discord account cosmo_202. Image attached:
Chat with DrBoss @drbossxy.bsky.social Today at 11:08 Them: hello, i just wanted to ask if you have another account in this platform with the same name and profile? 11:08 AM Me: Heya, I only have the one profile - is someone impersonating me? Them: omg. just wanted to give you a heads-up someone's pretending to be you on Bluesky and it's causing confusion. i have something important to you show you, but I can't send the impersonator's username or link here because when I search, your account shows up first. If you don't mind, please add me on Discord: cosmo_202 so I can share the screenshot with you. It's easier to explain there. W Me: I'd rather not on discord. TBH I'm suspicious of you as potentially being an elaborate scam. Who has been confused other than you? This user has blocked you Leave chat Report
September 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but is not a selfie
Two girls on a sofa. One (captioned 'Me') is being pinned down by the other (captioned 'The cute girl I pulled by being a shy autistic mess') Almost exactly scenes from 14 years ago, barring my gender presentation being wrong, though I didn't know it at the time
September 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Catt!
Emmett; a fluffy tuxedo cat, is jumping up onto a sofa towards the photographer and demanding chin scritches
August 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Capitalising in their burgeoussy 'til they proletariat
July 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Baa-baa binks
A thumbnail of a YouTube video entitled "The Art Restoration that Shocked the World". The thumbnail shows a sheep - the left hand side is perhaps a bit grubby - the right hand side has been… shall we say enchadified, with one ear having entirely changed position, the nostrils having been raised and made more flared and the eyes given soul in the way that it certainty regrets having one. 1/10 my life was better before I saw this.
July 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Sunday morning is for crumpets on the griddle
A cast-iron griddle with eight crumpets, arranged in two columns - the left four have just been laid out and so are pale on the top; the right four have been flipped and are golden brown
July 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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If you see this, I implore you to post from your device without context.
A four-panel display of different frogs, from top-left clockwise: Glass Frog Shows a picture of two glass frogs, one from underneath and one from above. In the one from underneath you can see their insides … cool!! Mossy Frog Has all of the fancy scaly bits. A bog witch queen, she has no time for your nonsense! Tomato Frog This round boi on the other hand has all the time for your nonsense, he is forgiving to a fault. If you lick his forehead it tastes like gravy. Amazon Milk Frog Distraught with the unfortunate state of having been named to coincide with Bezos' notorious venture, this one is being comforted by another of its kind.
July 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
A blue sign with white writing lies on a wood veneer table, with a packet strategically placed on it, so that the complete sign reads: "Please TOP ME [WHITE SUGAR] Thank you" Reader, believe me if brown sugar had been an option, that would have been my preference.
June 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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I'll take that!!!

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Kaylee from Firefly Samwell from GoT Raj from Big Bang Theory Willow from Buffy
May 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Good morning Tampere!
A view looking south from the Grand Hotel Tammer - the third oldest hotel in Finland. In the middle-distance, there are city buildings and a bridge running over a river that runs away from the viewer up the right hand side of the frame. There is a park in front of the bridge, and a road in front of that. The sky is clear and the road is empty.
April 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I love Alexandra, she does great videos, but my brain did a flip when I saw this thumbnail and thought, "why on earth has she contoured her shoulders?!" before realising it is the sweater she's wearing 🙈
A screenshot from the YouTube app showing the thumbnail and title for an Alexandra Anele video. The video is titled "The Sephora Sale is here, SHOP SMART" and in the thumbnail, Alexandra is pictured wearing a brown sweater with a neckline that is almost off-the-shoulder.
April 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Two cats, both alike in dignity, one ossie and one black, they are standing on the sofa and both are blepping their tongues out. A caption at the top reads "this is us being silly when we're together"
June 5, 2024 at 10:42 AM
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Reposting my worst creation
A two-image collage meme with the images arranged one above and one below. The one at the top is of a mouth of a pale-skinned person, slightly agape with cherry red lipstick and a set of teeth that have elongated fangs. This image is captioned "Votes" The one at the bottom is of a slightly tan feminine-appearing set of neck, chin and clavicle, this is captioned "Ballot box"
June 1, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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your last saved selfie is you on the outside and your last saved meme is you on the inside.

Apparently legs are a big thing for me rn!
A selfie of Min, a red-haired woman, posing with a peace sign and tongue stuck out, taken from a park bench in timer mode. Min is wearing a sleeveless navy button-down shirt, some lighter blue shorts, some yellow/white converse-style trainers, heart-shaped blue/pink sunglasses and has a bag slung over one shoulder. The bag itself is not visible but the strap is a light-tan. Her knees are out, how scandalous!! ):3 Screenshot of a twitter post without the user info. The text reads "The AI expansion of the Descartes portrait though". The picture attached is best described like so: Descartes reclines on the floor wearing black gym shorts and white trainers, as if about to commence hip-thrusts. His legs are BUFF. 😳
May 11, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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Because I very definitely enter my late 30s in the next week, but feel so much happier than my last birthday, I've been celebrating by dolling up a bit over the past few days. I'm pleased with the results, but mainly I'm glad my partner still thinks I look cute!
Min, a red-haired white woman, is wearing a red linen shirt dress and a thin white belt and is sitting on a green sofa. She wears red lipstick and silver earrings and is smiling towards the camera Min, a red-haired white woman, wears a white linen blouse and a yellowy-green cotton skirt. She stands in front of a forest green sideboard and a white wall near some plants and smiles towards the camera Min, a red-haired white woman, is wearing a blue dress and a black cardigan and is holding their phone (in a fairly heavily scuffed case) to take the photo in a bathroom mirror
May 5, 2024 at 11:02 PM