guess what forces are organized in this neighbourhood now? nothing good, that's for sure.

love to be protected for exercising my most fundamental talents

(she's my originary aquarius)

one of my favourite things that has ever happened was playing sir mix-a-lot for my big-butt mom for the first time when she was full of post-surgery painkillers, and she was just overwhelmed with total stoned joy

I offered him a code too and he was like MRAAARGCCK I'M DEREK and then E was offended I offered it to D first, even though neither of them actually wants one? we just want our content appreciated dudes cmon

me over and over until i die: if we're still working, what are we retreating FROM? just call it a work day with a paid lunch. we will still be mad but at least not at LIES.

always already full leo icon but also mazel <3