mimi smartypants
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she/her. Chicago. an okay person.
she/her. Chicago. an okay person.
This is how we sext over here
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is how we sext over here
I absolutely love the difference in color and size between the female black widow spider and the male. An ordinary nondescript dude with a big-titty goth girlfriend, good for him
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I absolutely love the difference in color and size between the female black widow spider and the male. An ordinary nondescript dude with a big-titty goth girlfriend, good for him
How could you let this happen? Go back to nurse school
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
How could you let this happen? Go back to nurse school
just guys being dudes
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
just guys being dudes
Something very determined has chewed a hole in my trash can and I guess I need to figure out how to request another one from the city
October 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Something very determined has chewed a hole in my trash can and I guess I need to figure out how to request another one from the city
tfw when you're trapped in Tuesday (bottom image; my arms are fine)
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
tfw when you're trapped in Tuesday (bottom image; my arms are fine)
When I go to the in-person meeting and someone tells me I look nice today
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When I go to the in-person meeting and someone tells me I look nice today
I saw this Ernie and Bert on an Istanbul street last year.
October 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I saw this Ernie and Bert on an Istanbul street last year.
Happy October, btw
October 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy October, btw
Ah, the king of edible leaves; his majesty the spinach
September 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ah, the king of edible leaves; his majesty the spinach
look at that cranky mycobacterium
September 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
look at that cranky mycobacterium
When you're Bug and you're tired from a day of being Bug
August 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
When you're Bug and you're tired from a day of being Bug
Added a baby to the family. This is Bug.
August 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Added a baby to the family. This is Bug.
Hilarious chart for Chicago area, just a masterclass in data presentation:
July 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hilarious chart for Chicago area, just a masterclass in data presentation:
Me in my WFH setup
July 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Me in my WFH setup
Sent to me and re-presented without comment
June 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sent to me and re-presented without comment
yesssss, yesssss promotional item, let's do this
June 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
yesssss, yesssss promotional item, let's do this
There is a long tradition in classical-album art of "posing weirdly with your cello" but this one may take the cake. wut r u doing
May 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There is a long tradition in classical-album art of "posing weirdly with your cello" but this one may take the cake. wut r u doing
Terrifying ER signage spotted (spousal gardening injury; all is well)
May 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Terrifying ER signage spotted (spousal gardening injury; all is well)
There were many rye breads to choose from so I got the one I understood the least
April 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There were many rye breads to choose from so I got the one I understood the least
Bro I heard you liked celery
April 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Bro I heard you liked celery
