nobody cares about gofushi tokyo ghoul au like i do 🧎‍♀️

*gumi getting pregnant for the 3rd PLANNED time*

kuna: oh no looks like i baby trapped you again 😩 that’s another 18 years together 😈

gumi: we are literally Married and we agreed to another baby-

toxic skfs is so good…they breakup at least 3 times a month and constantly fight but will get married and have 4 kids one day 🥰

i need satoru being a lil mean and cruel to baby gumi and him groveling at his feet when gumi gets older 😔😔😔

sukuna drunk texting megumi about how “our children miss you” and sending pics of himself pathetically crying while hugging squishmallows and jellycats

sukunya is only a bad kitty for yuuji..but with megumi he’s the biggest, sweetest, purring furball 🤭

megumi does Not praise him 😒

sukuna refused to heal it because its a “badge of honor” 🤭