institutional dems will really be like "you believe in hardline stances? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, bipartisan incrementalism" and then not get any incrementalism
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
institutional dems will really be like "you believe in hardline stances? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, bipartisan incrementalism" and then not get any incrementalism
there were only two types of news stories that could emerge from this shutdown: republicans touch the stove = good; let's touch the stove together in the name of cooperation and bipartisanship :) = bad
once they publicised the fight, they really needed to win it
once they publicised the fight, they really needed to win it
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
there were only two types of news stories that could emerge from this shutdown: republicans touch the stove = good; let's touch the stove together in the name of cooperation and bipartisanship :) = bad
once they publicised the fight, they really needed to win it
once they publicised the fight, they really needed to win it
i know he's evil and everything but i kinda admire how eric adams finessed a pardon while doing absolutely nothing
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i know he's evil and everything but i kinda admire how eric adams finessed a pardon while doing absolutely nothing
my mayor (i'm tasmanian)
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my mayor (i'm tasmanian)
got even a little hint of "maybe there aren't term limits any more" and started jotting down zingers on the closest napkin
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
got even a little hint of "maybe there aren't term limits any more" and started jotting down zingers on the closest napkin
if we could get the right priest near him—british accent, francis-y politics, impressive amounts of gold trim on his vestements—something truly amazing could happen
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
if we could get the right priest near him—british accent, francis-y politics, impressive amounts of gold trim on his vestements—something truly amazing could happen
from "roads can't be racist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" to "roads can be racist but only against white people"
October 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
from "roads can't be racist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" to "roads can be racist but only against white people"
for a split second i just became a 1700s calvinist wrt idolatry
September 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
for a split second i just became a 1700s calvinist wrt idolatry
dont worry about it man im sure these targets are being generated by an absolutely unimpeachable 100% success rate black box algorithm
September 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
dont worry about it man im sure these targets are being generated by an absolutely unimpeachable 100% success rate black box algorithm
darwinian messaging does work better in an asymmetrical media ecosystem where you never get humiliated for misfired in front of your core audience
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
darwinian messaging does work better in an asymmetrical media ecosystem where you never get humiliated for misfired in front of your core audience
all people post internet are liable to purely voyeuristic relationships that do not entail vulnerable, rewarding self-regard as real life interaction do—but instead of parasocial friendships, this is parasocial catcalling and parasocial snitching to the pastor about neighbourly immorality
September 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
all people post internet are liable to purely voyeuristic relationships that do not entail vulnerable, rewarding self-regard as real life interaction do—but instead of parasocial friendships, this is parasocial catcalling and parasocial snitching to the pastor about neighbourly immorality
half this admin is gamergate alum
September 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
half this admin is gamergate alum
ideologically a columbine shooter but he didn't wear an edgy trenchcoat about it. can't even do a goth kids panic.
September 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
ideologically a columbine shooter but he didn't wear an edgy trenchcoat about it. can't even do a goth kids panic.
really feel for those social scientists in 50 years time trying to explain why america tripped over its own shoelaces and fell into a self-inflicted recession while the charts looked like this
September 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
really feel for those social scientists in 50 years time trying to explain why america tripped over its own shoelaces and fell into a self-inflicted recession while the charts looked like this
im trying to think of a woke way to say this and coming up empty. if i looked as profoundly like a primetime cop drama casting of a dead-eyed white collar pedophile as jd does, i would personally reconsider how much pro-pedophile posting i did
September 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
im trying to think of a woke way to say this and coming up empty. if i looked as profoundly like a primetime cop drama casting of a dead-eyed white collar pedophile as jd does, i would personally reconsider how much pro-pedophile posting i did
so many of these people won't be content unless a tv show contains 5 hours of dialectical leftist infighting.
which is objectively is how you make a good tv show. and that's why andor is left in the dust by 2024's say nothing,
which is objectively is how you make a good tv show. and that's why andor is left in the dust by 2024's say nothing,
September 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
so many of these people won't be content unless a tv show contains 5 hours of dialectical leftist infighting.
which is objectively is how you make a good tv show. and that's why andor is left in the dust by 2024's say nothing,
which is objectively is how you make a good tv show. and that's why andor is left in the dust by 2024's say nothing,
this is what that obama treason stuff was transparently about. someone saw the "if trump runs for a third term, so will obama" dunks
July 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
this is what that obama treason stuff was transparently about. someone saw the "if trump runs for a third term, so will obama" dunks
i mean i think you know where the dems were in 2016, 2020, 2024: publicly trotting out an ancient wizened husk of an ex president with his own connections to epstein.
July 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i mean i think you know where the dems were in 2016, 2020, 2024: publicly trotting out an ancient wizened husk of an ex president with his own connections to epstein.
seems like theyre just gonna roll specific high density urban joints, right? like, sending ice to "check ids" and all-but shut down unfavourable voting stations, take it to post-election lawsuits à la jan 6. these are not creative people. theyre gonna keep doing the same tactics but bigger
July 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
seems like theyre just gonna roll specific high density urban joints, right? like, sending ice to "check ids" and all-but shut down unfavourable voting stations, take it to post-election lawsuits à la jan 6. these are not creative people. theyre gonna keep doing the same tactics but bigger
victor hugo would tell this guy to break up his sentences with full stops
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
victor hugo would tell this guy to break up his sentences with full stops
in many international circumstances, between access to tech + english language skills, aid via tiktok gofundme means you're selecting for traits directly negatively correlated with poverty. the very poorest aren't even gonna have access to the reality tv show
July 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
in many international circumstances, between access to tech + english language skills, aid via tiktok gofundme means you're selecting for traits directly negatively correlated with poverty. the very poorest aren't even gonna have access to the reality tv show
he won the first round!!!! brianna, these talking points were supposed to be when he eventually won through ranked choice. he's just straightforwardly popular with normal people!!!
June 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
he won the first round!!!! brianna, these talking points were supposed to be when he eventually won through ranked choice. he's just straightforwardly popular with normal people!!!
i would be saved by my crippling anxiety about upsetting anyone in food service. uhhhhhhhh they haven't seated us yet
June 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i would be saved by my crippling anxiety about upsetting anyone in food service. uhhhhhhhh they haven't seated us yet
it doesn't really matter who you stack it with—non-partisan constitutional lawyers would be fine—but once it's ideologically and politically aligned and interventionalist, allowing it to continue operating as is constitutes a massive risk to a healthy democracy.
May 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
it doesn't really matter who you stack it with—non-partisan constitutional lawyers would be fine—but once it's ideologically and politically aligned and interventionalist, allowing it to continue operating as is constitutes a massive risk to a healthy democracy.