Some exciting news: I wrote a book, and it's being published by @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social !! MURDER BITES, coming out next year!

This is truly my biggest lifelong dream come true! I've never worked harder on anything. Thank you big time to agent extraordinaire, Claire Friedman!!

End of an era: Barricades removed from the street and park by JD Vance’s house in Del Ray as he prepares to move into the VP residence

Spotted on the Hill, a white “Freedom” Cybertruck:

I love humans

Spotted on 85. I both deeply fear and respect this driver

Cannot overemphasize how simultaneously delighted and horrified I am by the AI Christmas image Instagram generated of me