Lady Mim
@mimdwarf.bsky.social
No, not the Petty-Dwarf. I'm a proud Dwarven lady ☺️ owns a gem and ore shop in Mordor
Not interested in lads
Not interested in lads
Linda isnae from Mordor either, is she? We need tae throw a wider net
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Linda isnae from Mordor either, is she? We need tae throw a wider net
We need to get our heads outta our arses and look for people tha' are available
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
We need to get our heads outta our arses and look for people tha' are available
Great! Get some meat on those bones 😆
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Great! Get some meat on those bones 😆
Ohh you fancy Linda? Ye ken that they had their eyes on another nazgul, aye?
Bit who am I tae speak? Still pining for the spider lass
Bit who am I tae speak? Still pining for the spider lass
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ohh you fancy Linda? Ye ken that they had their eyes on another nazgul, aye?
Bit who am I tae speak? Still pining for the spider lass
Bit who am I tae speak? Still pining for the spider lass
Just the way it is. Straight out
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just the way it is. Straight out
I heard milkshakes bring all the lads ta the yard do maebe not tha' 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I heard milkshakes bring all the lads ta the yard do maebe not tha' 🤔
Lads...I know I know. Maebe one day a gorgeous women will come to Mordor. Not just Elven Lairds 😭
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Lads...I know I know. Maebe one day a gorgeous women will come to Mordor. Not just Elven Lairds 😭
I wished. I find myself very drawn ta all those Bonnie ones with those long legs
I stood next ta Lady Ungoliant for a bit and gawked at her 🤭
I stood next ta Lady Ungoliant for a bit and gawked at her 🤭
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I wished. I find myself very drawn ta all those Bonnie ones with those long legs
I stood next ta Lady Ungoliant for a bit and gawked at her 🤭
I stood next ta Lady Ungoliant for a bit and gawked at her 🤭
Same principle..rock dust. It will come off wit' the next bath
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Same principle..rock dust. It will come off wit' the next bath
Oh wow, looking smashing there, Lord Father 🔥🔥
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh wow, looking smashing there, Lord Father 🔥🔥
Aye, spill the tea, lad!
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Aye, spill the tea, lad!
Ohh who do ye like Tavish? Come on, tell auntie Mim 😊
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ohh who do ye like Tavish? Come on, tell auntie Mim 😊
Elf Lairds? Here in Mordor? 👀
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Elf Lairds? Here in Mordor? 👀
Scusi, let me scooch in there..
Now that is betta 😌 hello there, mah lovelies 💕
Now that is betta 😌 hello there, mah lovelies 💕
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Scusi, let me scooch in there..
Now that is betta 😌 hello there, mah lovelies 💕
Now that is betta 😌 hello there, mah lovelies 💕
Ohh Adar? Sounds like I 'ave missed some things travelling to Erebor
Please mah lads tell me everything aboot it
Please mah lads tell me everything aboot it
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ohh Adar? Sounds like I 'ave missed some things travelling to Erebor
Please mah lads tell me everything aboot it
Please mah lads tell me everything aboot it
Sure you want to leave yer beefcake o' a husband unsupervised? 🤭
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sure you want to leave yer beefcake o' a husband unsupervised? 🤭
Maebe? Supposed to be the evil sea Witch Ursula though 😆
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Maebe? Supposed to be the evil sea Witch Ursula though 😆
Ah, ye put straw below the tunic. And I thought ye had finally gotten a bit chubby. The ideal form for a men
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ah, ye put straw below the tunic. And I thought ye had finally gotten a bit chubby. The ideal form for a men
Ah but yer look sweet, Talion 😊
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ah but yer look sweet, Talion 😊
Ooh I'm stoked 🙌 aye I will attend
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Ooh I'm stoked 🙌 aye I will attend