“No need to be hateful in your fake Gucci sweater” goes SO hard for no reason

Man, this Saturn really do be returning

I ain’t never been on board with that bitch Eren Jaeger

It’s a weird feeling, missing your abuser. Your big girl brain knows better, but there’s always a little piece of you that just wishes you could still live in the good times

If @rupaulsdragrace.bsky.social has taught me anything it’s that I love the c word

I know what really matters is he’s dead, but it is satisfying that neither Bush nor Trump got to claim the W of killing Osama Bin Laden

Texas being the Lone Star State is really just advertising their Yelp rating. One star.

I constantly have to remind myself that Jonas Salk and Peter Falk are two very different, not interchangeable people

Celebrities’ Spotify Wrapped should be automatically posted for the world to see