Watching Kubrick tonight. I don’t know the proper term for science fiction predicting future occurrences, but the practice of watching devices while eating made me giggle.

Choose to live a full and beautiful life out of spite, like me

It’s me, I’m the fool. Gonna eat some vending machine crackers now😔

Remember, children: If you aren’t able to produce a superior product, don’t innovate. Instead, bribe your government to propose laws punishing citizens and businesses with decades of imprisonment for using your competitor's product.