what happens when president xi activates the chips installed in the squatchees of all those maga hats?

how long before the confederate monuments are returned to their "rightful" places?

is mr putin still upset ivan drago got dropped?

just a reminder for those attending the bezos/sanchez ceremony: arrive early, the heliport valets are expected to be overwhelmed.

at this point jeff sessions is beginning to look like one of trump's more reasonably qualified nominees.

does anybody else need to put on their reading glasses to load a bowl?