Milt
@miltoniusprime.bsky.social
Baltimore-ish. Rollerskating, rhythm games, conventions. Queer, arguably furry, bigots and bootlickers fuck off.
Going to the dying mall later to celebrate the Bemani holiday
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Going to the dying mall later to celebrate the Bemani holiday
Laying awake at night wondering which Podcast About List host would have which type as Pokemon starters
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Laying awake at night wondering which Podcast About List host would have which type as Pokemon starters
Got high and found the peak of comedy in a man cooking a hamburger in a fish tank
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Got high and found the peak of comedy in a man cooking a hamburger in a fish tank
Rewatching The Maxx, though the first watch was more being mildly traumatized at 10 by it
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Rewatching The Maxx, though the first watch was more being mildly traumatized at 10 by it
could face to face creampie Bugs Bunny and your Kinsey Scale wouldn't even budge
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
could face to face creampie Bugs Bunny and your Kinsey Scale wouldn't even budge
Landed this and mentally feel great but lower back hurts today call me Young Old Man
November 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Landed this and mentally feel great but lower back hurts today call me Young Old Man
My costume is what happens to Kirby if he absorbs my abilities (okay at skating)
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My costume is what happens to Kirby if he absorbs my abilities (okay at skating)
he's going in the cuck chair
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
he's going in the cuck chair
it's going down at the prehistoric dentist
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it's going down at the prehistoric dentist
Sometimes my dad, when I say something he doesn't like, will go 'I'd never talk to my father that way'
His father beat all his kids and opened multiple credit cards in his name, ruined his credit, he only partially owns a home because of my mom. His brain is rotten and he lives in a fantasy.
His father beat all his kids and opened multiple credit cards in his name, ruined his credit, he only partially owns a home because of my mom. His brain is rotten and he lives in a fantasy.
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sometimes my dad, when I say something he doesn't like, will go 'I'd never talk to my father that way'
His father beat all his kids and opened multiple credit cards in his name, ruined his credit, he only partially owns a home because of my mom. His brain is rotten and he lives in a fantasy.
His father beat all his kids and opened multiple credit cards in his name, ruined his credit, he only partially owns a home because of my mom. His brain is rotten and he lives in a fantasy.
Dusted off the foam DDR pads, got back into the home versions. Could use the exercise, stamina is shit and I need the cardio.
October 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Dusted off the foam DDR pads, got back into the home versions. Could use the exercise, stamina is shit and I need the cardio.
I can't believe both my autistic parents circumcised me and it gave me autism
October 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I can't believe both my autistic parents circumcised me and it gave me autism
suck me from the back
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October 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
suck me from the back
The other week a skate mutual starts blowing up my DMs w 'WAIT WHAT IS ROCKSMITH, THIS LOOKS SO COOL, I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT' bc he mistook a post I made for skate camp last year for this year. Played it in my cabin by myself, didn't go this year bc nobody offered to ride with me. That's comedy.
September 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The other week a skate mutual starts blowing up my DMs w 'WAIT WHAT IS ROCKSMITH, THIS LOOKS SO COOL, I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT' bc he mistook a post I made for skate camp last year for this year. Played it in my cabin by myself, didn't go this year bc nobody offered to ride with me. That's comedy.
Mini-con in a (mostly) dead mall was fun. Bunch of friends showed up, met some new people. Lost power in the original location for gaming, got moved into the store running the event. Seven hour con was too short.
September 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Mini-con in a (mostly) dead mall was fun. Bunch of friends showed up, met some new people. Lost power in the original location for gaming, got moved into the store running the event. Seven hour con was too short.
Anyone trans is welcome in spaces I have anything to do with, anyone who has a problem can eat shit and then eat more shit til we discover the fatal amount
September 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Anyone trans is welcome in spaces I have anything to do with, anyone who has a problem can eat shit and then eat more shit til we discover the fatal amount