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NC Piedmont.

Rural pluralist and known adverb abuser. Delicious to biting insects.

Purveyor of GenX’s weakest posts.
The “humors” theory of medicine is dumb (obvs), but it’s wild how explanatory the rubric is if you start with the premise that some folks’ balance of Marx, Nietzsche, and Freud can get seriously out of whack.

Too much Nietzsche? Narcissism.
Low on Marx?
Libertarian.
Not enough Freud?
Tankie.
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Video? VIDEO?

(In this economy???)

In the dial-up days, we dreamed of the bandwidth for video — while we were giggling through realultimatepower.net for the 137th time.

(That site DID NOT have YouTube links then…you got pumped by WORDS. Well, words and flea-market nunchucks.)
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November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m so pandowdy it hurts.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Captain Expertise:

It’s not fascism unless it was made in the Treaty of Versailles region of Germany/Italy. Otherwise it’s just sparkling authoritarianism.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Pretty sure Thomas JJ Altizer had this on a ratty old tshirt…
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I think you have to do is smash yourself with a foot the size of a Winnebago.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Reposted by Milo Baynes and the Cowardly Caves of Centrist Senators
“my fellow americans: im not saying you have to call people birthing persons. but i am saying fuck this nazi shit; seriously, these people need to shut up and stop being so weird.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If I had a nickel…
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’ve heard it both ways.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If the pharmacies could normalize having it, that might be enough…
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM