Well Ted, some toddlers just have to touch the stove before learning what HOT means. You know I'm right.

I kinda actually like the sound of Redwhiteandblueland. It feels like I'm living inside an Idiocracy pop-up. Fun times.

What Trump and his troopers get wrong is following the playbook. First you make the trains run on time, THEN you destroy democracy and commit genocide. The old timey Nazis were so much smarter. They read books, and burned the ones they didn't like. But they read them first.

She may have just had her own conflicts with the parrots, but yeah, that's really messed up. As a person who hates birds because their ancestors used to eat our ancestors, even I have to say she had plenty of less violent options to rid herself of those evil little theropods. Not cool Mom!

Brilliant

None of us are surprised though.

Are we sure Mad Kind Donald just doesn't have an undiagnosed case of syphilis?

There's nothing more American than slaughtering an Indigenous population to make room for cocktail parties.