MILLIGRAMME
@milligramme.bsky.social
a teenage girl in the PNW. big fan of drinking soda and playing bullshit card games. involuntarily fascinated with some horrendously nerdy shit.
i also weigh millions more than my name might imply.
on this website, i think of myself as an ideas guy."
i also weigh millions more than my name might imply.
on this website, i think of myself as an ideas guy."
im drinking the food that makes you sleep
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
im drinking the food that makes you sleep
i have degenerated into a common nightleech
October 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
i have degenerated into a common nightleech
WHOOF! when youre tired and your inner monologue starts getting all biblicqual
October 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
WHOOF! when youre tired and your inner monologue starts getting all biblicqual
do you guys ever see someone casually use þ online? its so interesting to me. like, i wonder if they think they might actually make it catch on someday.
sounds like im putting it down but honestly i admire the persistence.
but also it is kind of goofy
sounds like im putting it down but honestly i admire the persistence.
but also it is kind of goofy
October 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
do you guys ever see someone casually use þ online? its so interesting to me. like, i wonder if they think they might actually make it catch on someday.
sounds like im putting it down but honestly i admire the persistence.
but also it is kind of goofy
sounds like im putting it down but honestly i admire the persistence.
but also it is kind of goofy
why did they name all the captain underpants teachers shit like Mr. Erection
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
why did they name all the captain underpants teachers shit like Mr. Erection
I think it's cool how much of a unique name Saudi Arabia has. You don't hear about many countries named Saudi Arabia but they make it work. Goated!
September 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I think it's cool how much of a unique name Saudi Arabia has. You don't hear about many countries named Saudi Arabia but they make it work. Goated!
My theory Barack Obama Jewish
1. President ✅
2. Barack Hussein Obama —> Baruch Hashem Obama ✅
1. President ✅
2. Barack Hussein Obama —> Baruch Hashem Obama ✅
September 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My theory Barack Obama Jewish
1. President ✅
2. Barack Hussein Obama —> Baruch Hashem Obama ✅
1. President ✅
2. Barack Hussein Obama —> Baruch Hashem Obama ✅
if legs were musical this horse would have a bad leg (on opposite day)
August 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
if legs were musical this horse would have a bad leg (on opposite day)
if when you jorjor well you make an animal farm, does jorjoring badly mean you make a human farm
July 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
if when you jorjor well you make an animal farm, does jorjoring badly mean you make a human farm
I was taking a leak and the toilet bowl was starting to get full so I had to switch to my bath tub
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was taking a leak and the toilet bowl was starting to get full so I had to switch to my bath tub
its actually crazy that the guy who invented the neutron was called isaac neutron
July 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
its actually crazy that the guy who invented the neutron was called isaac neutron
They should make a movie called Penis Butter starring Jonah Hill
July 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They should make a movie called Penis Butter starring Jonah Hill
I found a fossil of a giant eyeball on the road (human foot for comparison in 2nd image)
July 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I found a fossil of a giant eyeball on the road (human foot for comparison in 2nd image)
I AMTHE LYNGENBERRY!!!
July 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I AMTHE LYNGENBERRY!!!
I am A bog I am a Bog
I am a fly I smell so I eat more and the rotten, fungal, juices, drip across my foliaged skin and now Only More am I a filthy Swamp
Fingers
Hairs
Membranes
This is Me and I am It.
I am Green and I am Mean I eat the Skins to find Withins
Sweet
Yum
Attractive
Fruit I like
buz buz
I am a fly I smell so I eat more and the rotten, fungal, juices, drip across my foliaged skin and now Only More am I a filthy Swamp
Fingers
Hairs
Membranes
This is Me and I am It.
I am Green and I am Mean I eat the Skins to find Withins
Sweet
Yum
Attractive
Fruit I like
buz buz
July 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I am A bog I am a Bog
I am a fly I smell so I eat more and the rotten, fungal, juices, drip across my foliaged skin and now Only More am I a filthy Swamp
Fingers
Hairs
Membranes
This is Me and I am It.
I am Green and I am Mean I eat the Skins to find Withins
Sweet
Yum
Attractive
Fruit I like
buz buz
I am a fly I smell so I eat more and the rotten, fungal, juices, drip across my foliaged skin and now Only More am I a filthy Swamp
Fingers
Hairs
Membranes
This is Me and I am It.
I am Green and I am Mean I eat the Skins to find Withins
Sweet
Yum
Attractive
Fruit I like
buz buz
My progeny will be famed as Bogatham and my chains cannot dissuade me from his fate.
July 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My progeny will be famed as Bogatham and my chains cannot dissuade me from his fate.
The coyotes are maligned as their wood, front, back, round and center. The discus spins in a hurling manner it persuades our suns' trajectories. Let fire meet flame in an ironic collapse of the heavens. /:s.2wxY-qTofx:/
July 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The coyotes are maligned as their wood, front, back, round and center. The discus spins in a hurling manner it persuades our suns' trajectories. Let fire meet flame in an ironic collapse of the heavens. /:s.2wxY-qTofx:/
I ought to remark that the administration's expectations dilute the purity of the beast. Please fix.
July 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I ought to remark that the administration's expectations dilute the purity of the beast. Please fix.
I'm making a larger measurement
July 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm making a larger measurement
who tf put this mysterious green slime on my sock.
July 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
who tf put this mysterious green slime on my sock.
wix is such a crying little cumbaby
July 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
wix is such a crying little cumbaby
what if i started to post with a kumquatvigintillion times the frequency
July 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
what if i started to post with a kumquatvigintillion times the frequency