yo gabby gabby
@milligabby.bsky.social
same unfunny shit as usual
In other news, the plants on my balcony have started to sprout
May 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
In other news, the plants on my balcony have started to sprout
What else is there 2 say
April 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
What else is there 2 say
Any alien races planning to take over, better do it quick while there’s still some salvageable intelligent life here on Earth. Unless brainless rot is what you’re after, in which case, I don’t judge
April 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Any alien races planning to take over, better do it quick while there’s still some salvageable intelligent life here on Earth. Unless brainless rot is what you’re after, in which case, I don’t judge
The leopards ate your face huh
a decadent and rotten elite that crumbled at the barest touch, and can't defend even its own interests.
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
‘Everyone is terrified’: Business and government officials are afraid to cross Trump on tariffs
While lobbyists, business leaders, and lawmakers are worried about Donald Trump’s tariffs, there’s a culture of fear in Washington preventing many from speaking out.
www.politico.com
April 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The leopards ate your face huh
If my little bitch self who gets scared by her own fucking shadow can ride the NYC subway at 1 AM with no problem, then so can anyone.
Sean Duffy: "The truth is, transit across America is dangerous. And these liberals -- liberal mayors -- they want everybody out of cars and into trains but they made the trains unsafe so nobody really wants to ride them ... even big men don't want to ride the subway at those times of night."
April 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If my little bitch self who gets scared by her own fucking shadow can ride the NYC subway at 1 AM with no problem, then so can anyone.
Reposted by yo gabby gabby
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
April 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
I don’t think our country is in the shitter, no. Upon closer inspection, it is, in fact, floating face down in the septic tank
March 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I don’t think our country is in the shitter, no. Upon closer inspection, it is, in fact, floating face down in the septic tank
What happened to Gogurt. We used to be all about that shit back in the day. Where did the passion go
February 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What happened to Gogurt. We used to be all about that shit back in the day. Where did the passion go
One of my proudest accomplishments is introducing to my husband to the McElroy brothers. He now sings the McElroy Family Clubhouse theme song at random intervals throughout the day
February 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
One of my proudest accomplishments is introducing to my husband to the McElroy brothers. He now sings the McElroy Family Clubhouse theme song at random intervals throughout the day
No worries babe. What you said was really mean and out of pocket but no worries. I have blocked you on LinkedIn
February 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
No worries babe. What you said was really mean and out of pocket but no worries. I have blocked you on LinkedIn
If the IRS gets abolished before I can enjoy the privileges of joint filing with my husband I will punch a wall very hard with my fist
February 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If the IRS gets abolished before I can enjoy the privileges of joint filing with my husband I will punch a wall very hard with my fist
Nollywood movies are so fucking incredible. Like why aren’t American movies taking more inspiration from them
February 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Nollywood movies are so fucking incredible. Like why aren’t American movies taking more inspiration from them
I wanna follow my fave writers on here but most of them are dead
February 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I wanna follow my fave writers on here but most of them are dead
God dammit everything on this app is public????
February 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
God dammit everything on this app is public????