YaKnow, Kinda
@millenialraccoon.bsky.social
Fledgling historian
Alter Bridge, The Pretty Reckless, and Shinedown
LotR, HP, BtVS
I try to balance my life between work and crying
I swear I used to think I was cool
Alter Bridge, The Pretty Reckless, and Shinedown
LotR, HP, BtVS
I try to balance my life between work and crying
I swear I used to think I was cool
Being told mid-class that my fly was down by the kid that misses social clues the way Shaq misses free throws really is the peak of my teaching career
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Being told mid-class that my fly was down by the kid that misses social clues the way Shaq misses free throws really is the peak of my teaching career
It’s important to remember to be thankful for all things this season, even the little things.
For me, it’s ability to recognize my own voice’s volume. My in laws do not have this ability.
For me, it’s ability to recognize my own voice’s volume. My in laws do not have this ability.
November 28, 2024 at 6:32 PM
It’s important to remember to be thankful for all things this season, even the little things.
For me, it’s ability to recognize my own voice’s volume. My in laws do not have this ability.
For me, it’s ability to recognize my own voice’s volume. My in laws do not have this ability.
I hate teaching government. My students be like, “Go Trump!” followed up by “Is he a Republican or Democrat?” Ahhh yes, his ideal demographic. Supportive and stupid.
October 29, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I hate teaching government. My students be like, “Go Trump!” followed up by “Is he a Republican or Democrat?” Ahhh yes, his ideal demographic. Supportive and stupid.
For as much as I despise waking up, you’d think I’d be better at getting to sleep.
April 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
For as much as I despise waking up, you’d think I’d be better at getting to sleep.
I cannot express how deep my loathing for McDonalds mascots goes. Every one of them looks like they would attempt to deeply traumatize me.
February 15, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I cannot express how deep my loathing for McDonalds mascots goes. Every one of them looks like they would attempt to deeply traumatize me.
I always forget that my grandparents keep their house warm, so here I am melting in their 79 degree house. Should’ve known better than wearing a sweater.
December 25, 2023 at 8:16 PM
I always forget that my grandparents keep their house warm, so here I am melting in their 79 degree house. Should’ve known better than wearing a sweater.
Y’all I’m a food skank.
October 28, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Y’all I’m a food skank.
Super rough mental health night last night, followed up by starting my period in the middle of the night. Now I don’t know how much my mental health was actually mental and how much was just being a woman.
October 18, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Super rough mental health night last night, followed up by starting my period in the middle of the night. Now I don’t know how much my mental health was actually mental and how much was just being a woman.
My counselor says I need a mantra. Right now I’m playing around with, “But did you die?” or a more personal one, “I got a quart of milk in the fridge.”
October 14, 2023 at 2:25 AM
My counselor says I need a mantra. Right now I’m playing around with, “But did you die?” or a more personal one, “I got a quart of milk in the fridge.”
I met one of my idols on Thursday; I was so flabbergasted that I forgot how to take a picture with my phone, so he grabbed my phone out of my hand and took the picture for me. #embarrassingmoments #wellfuck
October 10, 2023 at 4:15 AM
I met one of my idols on Thursday; I was so flabbergasted that I forgot how to take a picture with my phone, so he grabbed my phone out of my hand and took the picture for me. #embarrassingmoments #wellfuck
Professors: “This week’s assignments are the most important you’ll do all semester. If you can’t do these, you’ll fail.
Me, wiping stress tears away turning in assignments, “Hope I do well on these!”
Also the prof: “Don’t worry! These assignments are worth less than 1% of your grade!”
Me, wiping stress tears away turning in assignments, “Hope I do well on these!”
Also the prof: “Don’t worry! These assignments are worth less than 1% of your grade!”
October 9, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Professors: “This week’s assignments are the most important you’ll do all semester. If you can’t do these, you’ll fail.
Me, wiping stress tears away turning in assignments, “Hope I do well on these!”
Also the prof: “Don’t worry! These assignments are worth less than 1% of your grade!”
Me, wiping stress tears away turning in assignments, “Hope I do well on these!”
Also the prof: “Don’t worry! These assignments are worth less than 1% of your grade!”
My mom told me this year she thought was gonna be actress for my career and considering the how often I fake being ok to people, ya know I think she was onto something.
October 7, 2023 at 8:41 PM
My mom told me this year she thought was gonna be actress for my career and considering the how often I fake being ok to people, ya know I think she was onto something.
I don’t like assuming a role for myself too often, but I’ve come to the role at history seminars as the one who will drop super hot takes that I don’t even believe in just to watch the rest of my colleagues burn with anger.
October 7, 2023 at 3:38 AM
I don’t like assuming a role for myself too often, but I’ve come to the role at history seminars as the one who will drop super hot takes that I don’t even believe in just to watch the rest of my colleagues burn with anger.