Milks of the World
@milksoftheworld.bsky.social
It’s a milk review podcast and it’s ONLY a milk review podcast.
Episode 30 is out! We’re talkin shoutouts we’re talking condolences we’re talking poisoned internet brains that read Citrusy as Citrussy. Get into it.
September 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Episode 30 is out! We’re talkin shoutouts we’re talking condolences we’re talking poisoned internet brains that read Citrusy as Citrussy. Get into it.
Episode 29! Birthday cake milk. You may ask “why did you do this the week after the episode where it was Tim’s birthday?”
And the answer is that I was in a dollar general after my birthday and I saw this. (This is Tim obviously Tim does our social media (that’s why our social media sucks))
And the answer is that I was in a dollar general after my birthday and I saw this. (This is Tim obviously Tim does our social media (that’s why our social media sucks))
August 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Episode 29! Birthday cake milk. You may ask “why did you do this the week after the episode where it was Tim’s birthday?”
And the answer is that I was in a dollar general after my birthday and I saw this. (This is Tim obviously Tim does our social media (that’s why our social media sucks))
And the answer is that I was in a dollar general after my birthday and I saw this. (This is Tim obviously Tim does our social media (that’s why our social media sucks))
Episode 28 is out! Buttermilk! It’s thicc af and we try it with and without black pepper. We’re talking depression, we’re talking more depression, we’re talking birthdays. Sorry it’s so fucking long. We’ll stop doing that.
August 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Episode 28 is out! Buttermilk! It’s thicc af and we try it with and without black pepper. We’re talking depression, we’re talking more depression, we’re talking birthdays. Sorry it’s so fucking long. We’ll stop doing that.
Episode 26 is out now. It’s our longest episode yet and we are profoundly sorry about that. We won’t do it again. Tim admits he is wrong for the first time in 39 years. We drink Berry Milk and it’s ok.
August 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Episode 26 is out now. It’s our longest episode yet and we are profoundly sorry about that. We won’t do it again. Tim admits he is wrong for the first time in 39 years. We drink Berry Milk and it’s ok.
Episode 24 - Milkis Carbonated Milk Beverage. Is Milks of the World a case study in mental illness? No it’s a milk podcast.
July 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Episode 24 - Milkis Carbonated Milk Beverage. Is Milks of the World a case study in mental illness? No it’s a milk podcast.
Episode 22 is out and it’s a very special episode! It’s our very first (maybe last?) listener provided land milk. (New category). Guinea Pig Milk Replacer! Shout out to listener Chloe for sending us this lovely gift.
July 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Episode 22 is out and it’s a very special episode! It’s our very first (maybe last?) listener provided land milk. (New category). Guinea Pig Milk Replacer! Shout out to listener Chloe for sending us this lovely gift.
Episode 21 is out! Goat Milk Colostrum Powder. Come sit beside the fire and listen as we review our milk and read our readings and tune into the Dick Milk Radio Hour and bring you the finest milktent (milk content) on the World Wide Web.
July 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Episode 21 is out! Goat Milk Colostrum Powder. Come sit beside the fire and listen as we review our milk and read our readings and tune into the Dick Milk Radio Hour and bring you the finest milktent (milk content) on the World Wide Web.
Episode 20 is out! Whole Chocolate Milk (different than 1% chocolate milk)
Big time Latch, Suckle, Drain, Refill. (Duh).
Join us for some fresh new milktent (milk content) as we take you through the hot MilkTok trends and the hottest new milk based sex position in Alls Fair in Milk and Love.
Big time Latch, Suckle, Drain, Refill. (Duh).
Join us for some fresh new milktent (milk content) as we take you through the hot MilkTok trends and the hottest new milk based sex position in Alls Fair in Milk and Love.
June 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Episode 20 is out! Whole Chocolate Milk (different than 1% chocolate milk)
Big time Latch, Suckle, Drain, Refill. (Duh).
Join us for some fresh new milktent (milk content) as we take you through the hot MilkTok trends and the hottest new milk based sex position in Alls Fair in Milk and Love.
Big time Latch, Suckle, Drain, Refill. (Duh).
Join us for some fresh new milktent (milk content) as we take you through the hot MilkTok trends and the hottest new milk based sex position in Alls Fair in Milk and Love.
“Yeah this episode is pretty mid”
- Meegan, typist and contributor to The Book of Milkin.
We have QUADRANTS NOW. Join Alex and I for the premier of the Dick Milk Radio Hour and three brand new quadrants. Milk Tok Trends, Alls Fair in Milk and Love, and This Day in Milkstory.
- Meegan, typist and contributor to The Book of Milkin.
We have QUADRANTS NOW. Join Alex and I for the premier of the Dick Milk Radio Hour and three brand new quadrants. Milk Tok Trends, Alls Fair in Milk and Love, and This Day in Milkstory.
June 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“Yeah this episode is pretty mid”
- Meegan, typist and contributor to The Book of Milkin.
We have QUADRANTS NOW. Join Alex and I for the premier of the Dick Milk Radio Hour and three brand new quadrants. Milk Tok Trends, Alls Fair in Milk and Love, and This Day in Milkstory.
- Meegan, typist and contributor to The Book of Milkin.
We have QUADRANTS NOW. Join Alex and I for the premier of the Dick Milk Radio Hour and three brand new quadrants. Milk Tok Trends, Alls Fair in Milk and Love, and This Day in Milkstory.
Episode 17 is out today. First Milking Colostrum Powder. You can see it pictured below and uhhhh yeah.
Join us for some bumper stickers some pissin on graves (it’s not personal) and some fine readings from the sacred texts. This episode is self referential.
Join us for some bumper stickers some pissin on graves (it’s not personal) and some fine readings from the sacred texts. This episode is self referential.
June 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Episode 17 is out today. First Milking Colostrum Powder. You can see it pictured below and uhhhh yeah.
Join us for some bumper stickers some pissin on graves (it’s not personal) and some fine readings from the sacred texts. This episode is self referential.
Join us for some bumper stickers some pissin on graves (it’s not personal) and some fine readings from the sacred texts. This episode is self referential.
Oh baby it’s baby formula day on Milks of the World. Yep! We’re still doing this podcast! Coroner Corner is heating up and Tim interviews Milk Jagger. Join us for the regular barrage of insanity.
May 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Oh baby it’s baby formula day on Milks of the World. Yep! We’re still doing this podcast! Coroner Corner is heating up and Tim interviews Milk Jagger. Join us for the regular barrage of insanity.
Episode 14 is up! (It’s not Fox Milk Replacer)
Join us for another batshit episode of interviews and siege engines and shipwrecks and totally real advertisements. It’s only a milk review podcast.
Join us for another batshit episode of interviews and siege engines and shipwrecks and totally real advertisements. It’s only a milk review podcast.
May 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Episode 14 is up! (It’s not Fox Milk Replacer)
Join us for another batshit episode of interviews and siege engines and shipwrecks and totally real advertisements. It’s only a milk review podcast.
Join us for another batshit episode of interviews and siege engines and shipwrecks and totally real advertisements. It’s only a milk review podcast.
Episode 12 is out today. GOAT MILK. (Goat Milk Rules) Please share this post with your thoughts and opinions on goat milk because we are good at engagement bait.
Join us for a brand new corner, the old faithful corners, and a reading from the book of Milkin.
Join us for a brand new corner, the old faithful corners, and a reading from the book of Milkin.
April 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Episode 12 is out today. GOAT MILK. (Goat Milk Rules) Please share this post with your thoughts and opinions on goat milk because we are good at engagement bait.
Join us for a brand new corner, the old faithful corners, and a reading from the book of Milkin.
Join us for a brand new corner, the old faithful corners, and a reading from the book of Milkin.
Today is a big day. Episode Eleven released this morning with the first ever fantasy milk. A brand new category of milk. Tim interviewed Robert Graham the Senator of Milktopia. There’s shipwrecks and siege engines and bumper stickers. Tell your weirdest friends to listen.
April 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Today is a big day. Episode Eleven released this morning with the first ever fantasy milk. A brand new category of milk. Tim interviewed Robert Graham the Senator of Milktopia. There’s shipwrecks and siege engines and bumper stickers. Tell your weirdest friends to listen.
Episode 10 is out now! Malted Milk Powder. We drank it. We ate it. Alex ate a LOT of it. Join us for Bumper Sticker Corner, a reading from the Book Of Milkin, Shipwreck Corner and more great Milktent. (Milk Content).
April 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Episode 10 is out now! Malted Milk Powder. We drank it. We ate it. Alex ate a LOT of it. Join us for Bumper Sticker Corner, a reading from the Book Of Milkin, Shipwreck Corner and more great Milktent. (Milk Content).
Please enjoy this fresh new Milktent (milk content) and then listen to episode 10 where we review Malted Milk Powder.
April 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Please enjoy this fresh new Milktent (milk content) and then listen to episode 10 where we review Malted Milk Powder.
It’s banana milk drink day on Milks of the World Episode 9. Join us as we drink banana and talk shipwrecks bumper stickers and only review milk. It’s only a milk review podcast.
April 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s banana milk drink day on Milks of the World Episode 9. Join us as we drink banana and talk shipwrecks bumper stickers and only review milk. It’s only a milk review podcast.
Episode 8 is out today! We drink Kitten Milk Replacer! It was ok! Join us for bumper sticker corner and parlays and a reading from the book of Milkin: a second testament of Johnny Milkleseed.
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Episode 8 is out today! We drink Kitten Milk Replacer! It was ok! Join us for bumper sticker corner and parlays and a reading from the book of Milkin: a second testament of Johnny Milkleseed.
EPISODE 11 is not Lucky Charms milk but is Lucky Charms milk.
March 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
EPISODE 11 is not Lucky Charms milk but is Lucky Charms milk.
Alex is making this face because you haven’t emailed Milks of the World at milkmefather666@gmail.com and asked any questions or made any comments about the show. We need some emails to read out on the show. Milk.
March 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Alex is making this face because you haven’t emailed Milks of the World at milkmefather666@gmail.com and asked any questions or made any comments about the show. We need some emails to read out on the show. Milk.