MilkmanDanTX
@milkmandantx.bsky.social
Longhorn. Nerd. Nominal cyclist.
Just joyriding around in my time machine, scamming booze from the primitives.
Just joyriding around in my time machine, scamming booze from the primitives.
NINE BIG SWINGING SACKS
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
NINE BIG SWINGING SACKS
if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
You are helping my pitch for my CFB "pick one team to beat the over" league.
August 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You are helping my pitch for my CFB "pick one team to beat the over" league.
Welcome to Cat Facts™!
July 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Welcome to Cat Facts™!
Can I interest you in a Cybertruck with some roof racks that don't know where they are or what they are doing?
July 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Can I interest you in a Cybertruck with some roof racks that don't know where they are or what they are doing?
They also got GROSS BAGGS.
May 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
They also got GROSS BAGGS.
And some of the numbers are scary.
February 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
And some of the numbers are scary.
Baylor calls and raises.
Zero leashes. One Dr Pepper.
Zero leashes. One Dr Pepper.
February 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Baylor calls and raises.
Zero leashes. One Dr Pepper.
Zero leashes. One Dr Pepper.
Advertise your account with 1 Simpsons image
January 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Advertise your account with 1 Simpsons image
ZERT, DERCT, AND THE GEAGING
I got an ad for this one last week:
You easily come across people saying, "Damn it," to vent out the pent-up feelings. But I here assist them into it and put them on to damn really well. I save your time here to a short limit by giving you my glasses to see through.
I got an ad for this one last week:
You easily come across people saying, "Damn it," to vent out the pent-up feelings. But I here assist them into it and put them on to damn really well. I save your time here to a short limit by giving you my glasses to see through.
July 23, 2024 at 7:42 PM
ZERT, DERCT, AND THE GEAGING
I got an ad for this one last week:
You easily come across people saying, "Damn it," to vent out the pent-up feelings. But I here assist them into it and put them on to damn really well. I save your time here to a short limit by giving you my glasses to see through.
I got an ad for this one last week:
You easily come across people saying, "Damn it," to vent out the pent-up feelings. But I here assist them into it and put them on to damn really well. I save your time here to a short limit by giving you my glasses to see through.
![bastardized XKCD
My hobby: Whenever anyone calls something
An [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally
move the hyphen one word to the right.
Man, that’s some bad ass-security.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hak6bm2pdzqlqsdemp4d76fx/bafkreidfkdlhhutxwrh3zrs43htiya2a7ohbq6atvt2pmf64makvw2aqna@jpeg)
Did you know there is also a six-issue comic series?
I think I have five of the six, it may be time to spend too much money to complete it.
steemitimages.com/1280x0/https...
I think I have five of the six, it may be time to spend too much money to complete it.
steemitimages.com/1280x0/https...
June 2, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Did you know there is also a six-issue comic series?
I think I have five of the six, it may be time to spend too much money to complete it.
steemitimages.com/1280x0/https...
I think I have five of the six, it may be time to spend too much money to complete it.
steemitimages.com/1280x0/https...