I'm a liar. Put your clothes back on were deep diving into my favorite rare pair while I go insane making up scenarios for characters that I was just introduced to 3 weeks ago

I'm a feminist, obviously
But I wouldn't really mind him savin' me
And I know that I'm fine without a man
But I think I would like his protection
I'm just bein' honest, can't change what I like
I'll never forget it, he told me one night
"If anybody hurts you, ha
I'm goin' to prison for life"

How i stare at my screen when Jeff the shark gets mvp with 10:9 KD and i have at 31:7
(I can't blame him he's j a lil guy)
#jefftheshark
#marvelrivals
#lildarkie

I'm gonna start correcting people's grammar incorrectly. Like someone can say,
'yo, we gonna go to your house after school'
And I'll j reply back w '*you're'
#musicalchairs
#musclemommys
#duck

It kinda like if ableism and a cannonball had a baby

Me when I'm in a 'don't go along with the joke' championship and my opponent is @thecyanfire.bsky.social

If someone finds my corps near the splatter of my brains in the production room just know it's cause I fucking HATE the stupid ass cold laminator

The fuck does Cannabalism have to do with hunger? I just hate people who dive into a pool via hugging their knees, I'm not hungry? #watersports #pool #free #hungry #pomegranates

If I don't get a Charizard Ex before the new packs come out I'm going to FUCKING BREAK MY PHONE INTO 70 PEICES. PUT THAT SHIT IN A BLENDER, AND MIX IT WITH 3/4 COCA-COLA FROM BACK THEN WITH 1/4 GASOLINE AND CHUG IT WHILE PISSING THE QUADRATIC FORMULA ON TESLAS!!! #pokémonTCGpocket #imjoking #fyp #ky

Me when I'm insecure if my goth mommy mommy is actually into degrading. #glazeddonuts

Oh, so you're the reason I'm getting sweaty blonde men kissing on my feed. #relatable

Me when my Crank for the 90's machine isn't working #Kanyewest #femboys #IloveCanada

Me when I'm in a freaky competition and I put 50 buck and mercy but also bet 20 on wrath just in case #thisactuallyhappened #gambling #isthiswhatgodwants

Dan Da Dan is tricking a generation of anime fans into watching a love story and I love that for them

Ethiopia Runya, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, Chuk is like a meme that doesn't talk and interrupts my life. When I saw Brygne Ra I discovered the best #fyp out there.

I like watching the circle fill up as I type, warning me about how much I have left before the character limit silences me. It feels like a friend who doesn't say much but is always there to set boundaries for you. As I watch the (hehe it said 69) number decrease, I know it's for the best #truth#fyp