MilitaryDude86
@militarydude86.bsky.social
Military guy here. 🏳️🌈 Sometimes 🍑 happens. I love butt. I mean, who doesnt? All the pics posted ARE ME (and maybe a collab)- unless noted otherwise.
https://linktr.ee/militarydude86
https://linktr.ee/militarydude86
Did you ever fantasize about that stocky football linebacker you saw walking naked around the locker room?
@whiteboymuscle.bsky.social is such a muscle meatball
@whiteboymuscle.bsky.social is such a muscle meatball
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Did you ever fantasize about that stocky football linebacker you saw walking naked around the locker room?
@whiteboymuscle.bsky.social is such a muscle meatball
@whiteboymuscle.bsky.social is such a muscle meatball
🦋 ＢＬＵＥＳＫＹ ＷＲＡＰＰＥＤ 🦋
1. Of course humpday has the most interactions, duh because 🍑
2. Clearly I’m very simple-minded when it comes to my vocabulary
3. My most used emojis: 😈🍑👅💦🤤 - typical gay, lol
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
1. Of course humpday has the most interactions, duh because 🍑
2. Clearly I’m very simple-minded when it comes to my vocabulary
3. My most used emojis: 😈🍑👅💦🤤 - typical gay, lol
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
🦋 ＢＬＵＥＳＫＹ ＷＲＡＰＰＥＤ 🦋
1. Of course humpday has the most interactions, duh because 🍑
2. Clearly I’m very simple-minded when it comes to my vocabulary
3. My most used emojis: 😈🍑👅💦🤤 - typical gay, lol
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
1. Of course humpday has the most interactions, duh because 🍑
2. Clearly I’m very simple-minded when it comes to my vocabulary
3. My most used emojis: 😈🍑👅💦🤤 - typical gay, lol
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
“Cuddling” with @whiteboymuscle.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Cuddling” with @whiteboymuscle.bsky.social
Quote this with your chest pics
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Quote this with your chest pics
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴇʀᴋ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 💦
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʜᴜᴍᴘ ᴅᴀʏ
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʜᴜᴍᴘ ᴅᴀʏ
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴇʀᴋ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 💦
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʜᴜᴍᴘ ᴅᴀʏ
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʜᴜᴍᴘ ᴅᴀʏ
Who’s joining me in the hot tub?
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Who’s joining me in the hot tub?
Can I bury my bone in yer butt?
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Can I bury my bone in yer butt?
H U M P D A Y B U T T S
repost your dump truck 🍑
repost your dump truck 🍑
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
H U M P D A Y B U T T S
repost your dump truck 🍑
repost your dump truck 🍑
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
HOLE THREAD - Bend over and show your balloon knot
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
HOLE THREAD - Bend over and show your balloon knot
ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ sʜᴏᴡᴇʀ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ 🚿 🧼
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ sʜᴏᴡᴇʀ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ 🚿 🧼
Happy Jockvember!
doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue
doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Happy Jockvember!
doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue
doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋs, ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴛᴇ
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋs, ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴛᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰᴏᴏᴛ ʀᴜʙ 👣
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰᴏᴏᴛ ʀᴜʙ 👣
Who starts their day with a well-🍑-rounded breakfast?
@atlasgrant.bsky.social let me snack on his hole (and feet) since I was starving for his ass. #feetworship #buttstuff #eatbutt
@atlasgrant.bsky.social let me snack on his hole (and feet) since I was starving for his ass. #feetworship #buttstuff #eatbutt
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Who starts their day with a well-🍑-rounded breakfast?
@atlasgrant.bsky.social let me snack on his hole (and feet) since I was starving for his ass. #feetworship #buttstuff #eatbutt
@atlasgrant.bsky.social let me snack on his hole (and feet) since I was starving for his ass. #feetworship #buttstuff #eatbutt
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I’m a total top
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I’m a total top
I’m running a SUPER IMPORTANT poll on OnlyFans right now.
If you HAD to choose one, would you suck 🍆 or eat 🍑? I purposely didn’t allow for the “both” answer to see where your passion lands. Currently, 🍑 is ahead w/ a 85.7% lead, although I admit posting my ass prob skews this 😜
If you HAD to choose one, would you suck 🍆 or eat 🍑? I purposely didn’t allow for the “both” answer to see where your passion lands. Currently, 🍑 is ahead w/ a 85.7% lead, although I admit posting my ass prob skews this 😜
October 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’m running a SUPER IMPORTANT poll on OnlyFans right now.
If you HAD to choose one, would you suck 🍆 or eat 🍑? I purposely didn’t allow for the “both” answer to see where your passion lands. Currently, 🍑 is ahead w/ a 85.7% lead, although I admit posting my ass prob skews this 😜
If you HAD to choose one, would you suck 🍆 or eat 🍑? I purposely didn’t allow for the “both” answer to see where your passion lands. Currently, 🍑 is ahead w/ a 85.7% lead, although I admit posting my ass prob skews this 😜
ᴊᴏᴄᴋsᴛʀᴀᴘ ꜰʀɪᴅᴀʏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ
sᴇᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ, ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ
sᴇᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ, ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ
October 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
ᴊᴏᴄᴋsᴛʀᴀᴘ ꜰʀɪᴅᴀʏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ
sᴇᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ, ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ
sᴇᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ, ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ
(me fantasizing as I watch my gym crush undress himself in the locker room)
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
(me fantasizing as I watch my gym crush undress himself in the locker room)