BJ Eagen
@militantrabbit.bsky.social
Born on a Thursday.
Proving Douglas Adams right ever since.
Your favorite neurodivergent weirdo (he/they).
Return unused portion for refund, guaranteed (not guaranteed).
Proving Douglas Adams right ever since.
Your favorite neurodivergent weirdo (he/they).
Return unused portion for refund, guaranteed (not guaranteed).
Walmarts don’t have contactless payments using nfc. They use the QR code based Walmart Pay.
It’s done through their app. It doesn’t always work.
It’s done through their app. It doesn’t always work.
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Walmarts don’t have contactless payments using nfc. They use the QR code based Walmart Pay.
It’s done through their app. It doesn’t always work.
It’s done through their app. It doesn’t always work.
Ephebophilia is not a defense.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ephebophilia is not a defense.
They forget one thing: a hungry dog starved of food will always go for the easy prey.
How long do you think “loyal” soldiery will protect them when the slop runs out?
How long do you think “loyal” soldiery will protect them when the slop runs out?
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
They forget one thing: a hungry dog starved of food will always go for the easy prey.
How long do you think “loyal” soldiery will protect them when the slop runs out?
How long do you think “loyal” soldiery will protect them when the slop runs out?
The longest two weeks of our lives.
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The longest two weeks of our lives.
The White House tours will be brought back but they’re not going to be free. He’s going to make government a money making enterprise from top to bottom.
Gods, this Administration is vile.
Gods, this Administration is vile.
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The White House tours will be brought back but they’re not going to be free. He’s going to make government a money making enterprise from top to bottom.
Gods, this Administration is vile.
Gods, this Administration is vile.
“Dude, check your wishlist, doesn’t matter which Steam account.”
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“Dude, check your wishlist, doesn’t matter which Steam account.”
Trump would rather them pay HIM for the privilege of defending him against his enemies than pay them what they are owed.
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Trump would rather them pay HIM for the privilege of defending him against his enemies than pay them what they are owed.
I am arguing with a bot.
That’s it. Done for the internet for today.
That’s it. Done for the internet for today.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am arguing with a bot.
That’s it. Done for the internet for today.
That’s it. Done for the internet for today.
Isn’t that the guy who got google-bombed by Dan Savage so when you googled “Rick Santorum” you got the urban dictionary meaning for it?
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Isn’t that the guy who got google-bombed by Dan Savage so when you googled “Rick Santorum” you got the urban dictionary meaning for it?
I use “dude” as a gender neutral term.
Heck, I called my mother “slime” once.
Once.
Heck, I called my mother “slime” once.
Once.
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I use “dude” as a gender neutral term.
Heck, I called my mother “slime” once.
Once.
Heck, I called my mother “slime” once.
Once.
I never had an existential crisis while blowing up meth labs run by The Lost MC in Sandy Shores.
Just saying.
Just saying.
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I never had an existential crisis while blowing up meth labs run by The Lost MC in Sandy Shores.
Just saying.
Just saying.