Ken who? When I was a kid, we had Barbie and Boy Barbie.

I had a dream that we got a new puppy named teddy. He had curly floppy ears like a spaniel of some kind but he was really tiny. Then I work up and realized that we did NOT in fact get a new puppy named teddy and I’m fucking pissed. Everyone just leave me alone today. I’m in mourning.

Ok, I’m here. Now what do I do?