Miles the Lawyer
milesthelawyer.bsky.social
Miles the Lawyer
@milesthelawyer.bsky.social
The Charmin Bears, but with a JD.
Only unrealistic thing about this movie is that they didn’t shoot Sinbad.
December 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Jingle All The Way teaches us that if you just procrastinate everything works out.
December 26, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I need an SAP ad where the guy sits in a chair by the saying “Looks like they made way too many Boosters and not enough Turbo Men” then tsktsk-ing.
December 25, 2024 at 11:48 PM
As an adult, I realize that I identify with Sinbad in Jingle All The Way
December 25, 2024 at 11:37 PM
You know for being so obsessed with turbo man, Jamie sure has a shit ton of marvel stuff in his room.
December 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Does she remember for whom she worked?
Jen Psaki slams Democrats for picking a cancer-stricken 74-year-old to head the oversight committee, saying "this felt like an obvious chance to apply some of the lessons we learned from the November election" and that "Democrats missed what I would consider a big opportunity."
December 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Excited for the @bengretch.bsky.social write up of bengals losing a td for dropping the ball at the goal line.
December 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Obviously fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot > gushers, but this ratio seems a bit off all the same.
December 15, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Doing my continuing education requirements for my real estate license.

Thank God Michigan is totally trustworthy of all attorneys and we have no continuing education legal requirements.
December 12, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Thanks to @fallofcivspod.bsky.social TIL Ghenghis Khan was raised by his mother’s kidnapper after both his parents died.

He was a steppe-child.
December 8, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Lost in the righteous glee over the insurance exec getting got; this is literal proof that people do not like their health insurance. Proof across the aisle save the lanyard and PMC crowd.

Dems run on M4A and they run up the score.
December 7, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Me: I’m sad I didn’t murder an insurance executive

Sami: oh don’t be sad. There are other insurance companies.
December 6, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Remember - democrats care about raising money, protecting incumbency, and protecting capital.

Winning isn’t their goal - it’s a positive externality- nothing more.
The widespread rage against health insurance companies that we're seeing this week is a reminder that it coulda been harnessed by Dems in the 2024 campaign, but they deliberately avoided the issue, which appeased their donors & lost them the election.
How Harris Left Medicare For All Behind
Kamala Harris once championed a true universal health care plan, only to walk it back. Now, nobody knows where she stands.
www.levernews.com
December 6, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Sony’s Spider-Man universe has just got to be a money laundering operation at this point.
December 6, 2024 at 2:07 AM
The CEO of United Health Care got got.

Stocks go up.

Hmmmmmm......
December 4, 2024 at 8:33 PM
The characters in pop culture I most identify with are the charmin bears, who really care about having a clean butt.
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM